Hard Candy.

Oof, and y’all thought shoplifting was bad…I don’t really want to get into the sad and horrifying story of Homeland Security flak and child molester Brian Doyle. Suffice to say, is this what “restoring honor and dignity to the White House” looks like? Ok, that may be a cheap shot, but if this sick tale had happened on Clinton’s watch, we would never hear the end of it.