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"The idea basically sparked from the realisation that Mr Happy from the Mr Men, looks a lot like the Comedians badge from Watchmen... and a quick doodle of this lead to the question "Who Watches the Mr Men?" and assigning various Mr Men personalities to their Alan Moore counterparts..." By way of my sis and as you may have already seen in my twitter feed, various Marvel and DC superheroes done up as Mr. Men (a staple of my early years).

"Come writers and critics who prophesize with your pen, and keep your eyes wide --
the chance won't come again." As in the original comic, two Dylan songs bookend Zack Snyder's ambitious, admirable, and flawed adaptation of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' Watchmen, the critically-acclaimed tale of the rise and fall of Cold War superheroes (which I've now seen twice.) The first, "The Times They Are A-Changin'," comes direct from Dylan himself, and scores the impressive, easter egg-filled opening credit montage that is one of the highlights of the film. Here, Snyder has taken the world of Watchmen, fused it with some quality Bob, and made something transporting and uniquely filmic. (Fanboys and fangirls, note the original Nite Owl saving the Waynes. By the way, Dylan, US History, and superheroes -- yes, this sequence is easy for me to love.)

On the other hand, over the end credits, we get a a truly terrible version of "Desolation Row" by My Chemical Romance, whom I'm not particularly familar with but who, on the basis of this cover, would seem to be derivative, talentless hacks. Now, I'm not averse to Dylan played fast and loud. To hear it done right, check out Rage Against the Machine excavating the angry heart of "Maggie's Farm", or the White Stripes' live takes on "Isis" or "Lovesick", or, of course, Jimi's "All Along the Watchtower" (also in the movie, right where it is in the book.) But MCR have completely missed both the power and the poetry of "Desolation Row," and just play it fast, sloppy, and nu-punk like the faux-Green Day cover band (which makes them faux-faux-Pistols) they seem to be.

If I've spent a lot of time here talking about these two Dylan songs at the onset instead of Watchmen, it's because they mirror the dichotomy present in the film. In certain sequences like the opening credits, Snyder manages to catch lightning in a bottle and really bring elements of the graphic novel to life, albeit in truncated form. There are moments in the movie, usually involving Rorschach or Dr. Manhattan, where I was struck by the sheer sensation of seeing the book leap off the page. (Short plot summary for the uninitiated: In an alternate-America 1985, on the eve of what appears to be nuclear Armageddon, one of a dwindling band of ex-superheroes is murdered in (and then out of) his New York City apartment. Rorschach, a borderline-psychotic right-wing vigilante who dresses like Philip Marlowe and rasps like Christian Bale, wants to know why. It's a dangerous question.) The altered ending notwithstanding, it's somewhat amazing to me that we got a Watchmen movie this close to the source material, and, by all accounts, Snyder had to fight tooth and nail with the studio suits for every cynical, resolutely uncommercial facet of it.

But, at other times, Snyder's bad habits sadly leak through and undeniably taint the end product, most notably in the gratuitous violence present here. In interviews, Snyder can sometimes come off as a geekier version of the white fratboys in Harold and Kumar. ("Dude, that's so extreme!") And that better-harder-faster mentality results in some serious whiffs along the way in Watchmen, when Snyder ratchets up the gore and bone-breaking at the expense of the story. However close the movie gets to gorgeously capturing Manhattan's reveries on Mars (although I wish the Doc's living in an endless now was better emphasized.), it basically drops the ball completely on Rorschach's "origin" (which I quoted in my pre-movie post), mainly because Snyder sidesteps the existential horror of Kovacs' story to amp up the violence of it. In the comic, Kovacs has pierced the veil of the sheltering sky and discovered all is blackness. In the movie, he just seems to be on a torture-porn killing spree. Same goes for a scene involving Dan (Nite-Owl) and Laurie (Silk Spectre) getting jumped by the Top Knots gang in a dark alley. It's bone-crushingly brutal when it doesn't need to be, actually has these two kiling people Rorschach-style, and seriously detracts from the more interesting scene it's intercut with, that of Dr. Manhattan inadvertently exposing his disinterest in humanity in an interview with Ted Koppel.

Now, as with loud, angry Dylan covers, I'm not averse to gore or over-the-top violence when it serves the narrative. To take an example, there's a scene involving human entrails stuck to the ceiling (don't you want to see this now?) which is also overly Snyderish, but I think works in context. (The voiceover is making Hollis Mason's point that, with the arrival of Dr. Manhattan (i.e. the advent of atomic weaponry), the superhero game has forever changed -- it's no longer gallantly nabbing bankrobbers and pursesnatchers with a few "Wham! Pow!" four-color blows, but something much darker and more lethal.) But Snyder's Watchmen is unnecessarily violent at the wrong times (see also Big Figure's henchmen), and then inexplicably goes soft at the moments when gore is virtually required. I'm referring here to the consequences of the Big Plan, which feel strangely weightless in the movie, partly because (in this cut) no characters we've been following are anywhere close to Ground Zero and partly because, unlike every other action sequence in the movie, it's all very PG-13 all of a sudden. (Contrast this with the opening of Chapter 12 in the comic, which is basically several pages of horrific imagery, unlike anything we've yet seen in the story.) Now, I'm willing to bet dollars-to-donuts that 9/11-squeamish studio types were unyielding about the soft-pedaling of the climax here (which, by the way, is elegant in its own way even without the squid.) Still, it's hard to escape the feeling that, while Moore and Gibbons used violence in their tale to comment on its awfulness (and the awfulness of The Plan), Snyder often just uses it because it's like, totally extreme.

Don't get me wrong: I have no idea how it plays to people unfamiliar with the comic, but for the rest of us, there's a lot to like here. Even notwithstanding some godawful, cringe-inducing age and Nixon make-up (I guess everyone was busy on Benjamin Button) and one of the worst movie sex scenes in recent memory (I'm offended on behalf of Leonard Cohen), Watchmen is a better film than some of the critical pans make it out to be. Jackie Earle Haley's Rorschach is especially dead-on, and is rightfully drawing most of the acting kudos right now -- This should be a career-defining role for him. But Billy Crudup's Dr. Manhattan and, surprisingly, Patrick Wilson's Nite-Owl are also pretty close to note-perfect. (So too is Matt Frewer's Moloch, who absolutely nails his big moment -- "You know that kind of cancer that you get better from eventually? Well, that ain't the kind of cancer I got.") And Jeffrey Dean Morgan's Comedian and Matthew Goode's Ozymandias grow on you, even if Ozy seems a bit charisma-starved compared to his comic counterpart. (As for Malin Ackerman's Silk Spectre...uh, well, let's just say she's in it too.)

So, in short, I liked the movie, would recommend it to readers and non-readers alike, and thought even more of it the second time around when I was less burdened by expectations. (Yes, it's wayyyy better than 300, and I'm looking forward to the 30-minute longer cut, which is rumored to spend more time with Rorschach's shrink and the two Bernards.) Still, it's hard to shake the nagging sense that the things I really liked about Watchmen would've made it into any reasonably faithful movie version, and that a different director than Snyder might've brought about a better, richer film in the end.

Still, as my old boss was wont to say: We don't need people who get the ball to the twenty-yard line; we need people who can bring it over the goal line. And, for better or worse, Snyder got this ball over the goal line where Terry Gilliam, Darren Aronofsky, and Paul Greengrass couldn't. Let's give credit where it's due: After twenty years of trying, they actually made a Watchmen movie, and it ended up being surprisingly close to the source material and not at all an embarrassment or cash grab. I presume the Rorschach types probably loathe this end result, compromised as it is in certain places. But for the rest of us, I'd say this new Utopia, however flawed at times, is close enough for government work.

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us."

At Midnight, all the agents and the superhuman crews go and round up everyone who knows more than they do...

"It would be insulting to the genre and its readers, as well as fundamentally untrue, to say that Moore reinvented comics. Moore loved comics, in all their overheated melodrama and violence and passion and romance, and simply wanted them to fulfill their potential. He wanted comics to be better written (and more beautifully drawn; he has consistently brought out the best in his artists), to be more alive to the outside world and to other forms of culture, to be less imprisoned by the emotional ghetto of pre-adolescence." On the precipice of Watchmen, Salon's Andrew O'Hehir sings the praises of Alan Moore's run on Swamp Thing.

As for Watchmen itself, the early reviews for Zack Snyder's adaptation are coming in pretty poor, unfortunately. Still, I remain cautiously optimistic that, with expectations suitably lowered, there'll be some things to like about Snyder's version. For one, a lot of the worst reviews of the film wallow in exactly the type of insecure, i'm-too-cultured-for-funny-books douchebaggery I just noted in my review of A Christmas Tale. (See, for example, Anthony Lane's spoilerish New Yorker review, whose good points -- for example, that Snyder's film revels in the same fetishizing of power that Moore was trying to subvert -- are buried beneath his puerile sneering at both the author and fanboys in general. ("'Watchmen,' like 'V for Vendetta,' harbors ambitions of political satire, and, to be fair, it should meet the needs of any leering nineteen-year-old who believes that America is ruled by the military-industrial complex, and whose deepest fear -- deeper even than that of meeting a woman who requests intelligent conversation -- is that the Warren Commission may have been right all along.") Even for him and The New Yorker, which famously whined of The Matrix that we should all be reading Cheever instead, this review is a new low.

For another, and as I've said here many times before, Snyder isn't my preferred choice of director for this project either. But, heck, even a stopped watch is right twice a day. So, here's hoping there's something salvageable from this long-awaited adaptation...I'll know when the clock strikes midnight tomorrow.

"Rorschach's Journal, October 13, 1985, 8:30pm. Meeting with Dreiberg left bad taste in mouth. The flabby failure sits whimpering in his basement. Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders? The first Nite-Owl runs an auto-repair shop. The first Silk Spectre is dying in a California rest resort. Dollar Bill got his cape stuck in a revolving door where he got gunned down. Silhouette murdered, a victim of her own indecent lifestyle. Moth Man's in an asylum in Maine. Only two names remain on my list. Both share private quarters at Rockefeller Military Research Center. I shall go to them. I shall go tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him."

With Midnight only two weeks away, there're a quite a few more Watchmen clips popping up online (including a semi-entertaining riff on Martha Quinn-era MTV and one cringe-worthy clip of the prison melee that's basically a show reel of Zack Snyder's bad habits.) Still, this extended look at Rorschach's sleuthing gives me hope that Jackie Earle Haley, at least, knocked it out of the park. ("All those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers, and all of sudden nobody can think of anything to say.")The clock's still ticking...

It is twenty-two years ago, and I am reading the final issue of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' Watchmen. It is three weeks from now, and I am watching the midnight show of Zack Snyder's film of the graphic novel. It is ten minutes ago, and I am watching these five exclusive clips from the movie and thinking, "Hrm. These don't actually seem very good..." (True, clips taken out of context can always seem strange. Still, Veidt muttering his lines and all that Snyderian sloooo-moooo -- Silk Spectre at the fire, the Comedian off of Archie -- gives me pause.)

In the third installment of Watchmen viral fun, we get to venture into the Gunga Diner and try out an 8-bit, Veidt-manufactured Minutemen arcade game. (It's basically Double Dragon or Kung-Fu Master, except with Hollis Mason, Sally Jupiter, and Moloch.) Some nice touches in here -- note the poster for Rolf Mueller's circus show. And the date of the game -- 1977, a bit early for this sort of sidescroller -- might suggest the accelerating influence of Dr. Manhattan...

Speaking of public service announcements, and in keeping with the Cronkite-era Dr. Manhattan report of a few weeks ago, the Watchmen powers-that-be offer up The Keene Act and YOU, a 1977 government safety video on the predatory costumed vigilantes in our midst. To be honest, I like the idea better than the execution, but good on them for tryin'.

"I think I just have a natural operatic aesthetic. I can’t help it. People have said to me, when they talk about the graphic novel, about how it’s gritty and real, and I always go, 'Yeah, you realize also though that a lot of that book takes place on Mars.'" By way of a friend, Watchmen director Zack Snyder talks with the NYT about the recent lawsuit, the challenges of adaptation, The Dark Knight, Alan Moore, transient cephalopods, and other matters. (I'd really skip this one if you haven't read the book and want to go in unspoiled.) "In the end, all I would hope is that geek culture, this movie gives geek culture a little bit of cred."

Also, for the record, I could honestly care less about the lack-of-squid issue that's riled up the purists. The squid was a means to an end (and a riff on the wildy convoluted Dr. Evil-ish plots and goofy villains like Starro one tends to find in Golden Age comics), not the actual point of the graphic novel. In fact, I'd say the absent Scouring of the Shire from PJ's LotR trilogy is a much more glaring omission, in terms of changing the actual meaning of the story...and those turned out ok, didn't they?

"It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems. We can do so much more. We can save this world...with the right leadership." If you haven't been by there recently, the official site for Zack Snyder's Watchmen has added extensive quotes and mini-trailers for each of the main characters. It's particularly good to see/hear more of Ozymandias -- Except perhaps Doc Manhattan, Matthew Goode as Veidt was the character I've had the most worries about.

Also of note, Jackie Earle Haley's Rorschach delivers his first journal entry ("Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach..."), and the oft-quoted line from the trailer -- "the world will look up and shout 'save us!'" -- has been restored to its original form.

Update: The final poster is released. Bit of a cut-and-paste photoshop job, to be honest. But I suppose it'll do until the trouble gets here.

Get yer agitprop on: By way of DCoE (and with a tip of the hat to Shepherd Fairey), Paste Magazine gives you the chance to make your own "Obamacon" posters. I could waste a lot of time with this.

Taking a page from all the viral shenanigans accompanying The Dark Knight, the WB marketeers recreate Rorschach's favorite mag, the New Frontiersman, for Zack Snyder's forthcoming Watchmen. Hrm. It doesn't seem nearly as right-wing as I remember. Must investigate further.

Update: As part of the site above, a March 1970 NBS news broadcast celebrates 10 years of Dr. Manhattan.

Speaking of the costumed vigilante in question, it looks like the recent lawsuit by Fox to put a hold on WB's Watchmen is now well on the way towards settlement. "Attorneys for both studios disclosed Friday that they had achieved progress toward an accord and agreed to delay a federal court hearing until today in order to continue settlement talks." So, reset the Doomsday Clock for March 6, 2009.

Strangelove much? The Japanese trailer for Zack Snyder's Watchmen is now on the tubes, which contains some spoilery-type new footage if you haven't read the graphic novel. (Note also the new Minutemen featurette on the official site.) Interesting that this trailer foregoes all the Dr. Manhattan-exemplifying-American-might stuff in favor of more emphasis on the alternate history and Cold War doomsday clock.

On the occasion of the new year, EW previews some of the more-anticipated films of 2009, including Michael Mann's Public Enemies, Terminator: Salvation, Spike Jonze's' long-awaited Where the Wild Things Are, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Pixar's Up, Harold Ramis' Year One, The Taking of the Pelham 1-2-3 (again), Wolverine, and Watchmen.

"The bottom line: Warner Bros. had absolutely no right to roll film on Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons superhero classic." Forget the watchmen for a sec: Who's watching Larry Gordon? A judge rules that Fox's lawsuit over Watchmen does indeed have merit, and that former Fox, now WB exec Larry Gordon never actually secured all the necessary distribution rights to make Watchmen at his new home studio. "In his ruling, Feess concludes that Gordon never properly presented Fox with the option to produce and distribute the version of Watchmen developed by director Zack Snyder. He also makes it clear that neither Gordon nor Warner Bros. had bought out Fox’s interest before Warner Bros. went into production."

What this means for the movie is still up in the air, although a release delay of several months isn't out of the question. When a similar incident happened with The Dukes of Hazzard, a case that involved the same judge, WB eventually just settled and ponied up before the release date.

Well, here's hoping this gets worked out in short order. I'm guessing Snyder's film is going to have some serious problems, but I'd still like to see it next to immediately. (Watchmen image above via The Nerd of Her.)

"The Superman exists, and he's American." Several months after the fact, the Philip Glass-scored, Comic-Con Watchmen footage finally leaks onto the tubes. This looks more promising than the last trailer...but it's always easier when nobody's talking.

Update: In related news, see also Matt Groening's Watchmen. (Via LMG and mkh.)

Among the bountiful harvest that is the Quantum of Solace trailer crop...

Trailer rights to use Philip Glass and Muse? Several thousand dollars. Lawyers to haggle out an armistice among warring studios? Millions. Finally getting a Watchmen film up and made? Priceless. Costumed heroes (the Voice-of-Mastercard among them) investigate the death of a Comedian in the story-heavy second trailer for Zack Snyder's Watchmen.

I'm all over the place on this one. There are some real red flags here -- all the Snydery slo-mo shots of Malin Ackerman's hair, for example -- and some of the dialogue feels as stiff and expository as the ponderous take-a-meeting scenes in 300. Then again, as with the first trailer, I'm still having trouble just wrapping my mind around the fact that they finally made a Watchmen movie. So I'm inclined to be charitable, and the little flourishes throughout (Rorschach's mask moves!) appeal to my inner fanboy regardless. (Also, while Jackie Earle Hale's Bale-Batman-growl may be a tad distracting, it's hard to imagine Rorschach with any other kind of voice.) For now, I'll call it a push.

In anticipation of the second trailer (one of the many coming to theaters with this weekend's Quantum of Solace), six new character posters for Zack Snyder's Watchmen are released. That's right-wing freakshows The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) up top. See also Ozymandias (Matthew Goode) with Bubastis, Silk Spectre II (Malin Ackerman), Nite Owl II (Patrick Wilson), and Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup).

As featured in the Spike awards last night, an extended version of Zack Snyder's Watchmen trailer arrives online. I'm liking the Galactus-y feel of Dr. Manhattan's moments, but the slo-mo Snyderisms here (the doomed flight of the Comedian notwithstanding) still give me pause.

Update: Speaking of which, said flight is now captured in a spiffy new Watchmen teaser poster, above.

"Whatever happened to the American Dream? It came true -- you're looking at it." Quite a bit of new Watchmen material today. AICN get their hands on high-rez versions of the spiffy painted Comicon posters. (Rorschach | The Comedian | Silk Spectre I | Silk Spectre II | Nite-Owl | Dr. Manhattan | Ozymandias.) Very nicely done -- Lots of continuity nods thrown in for the fans, and note the clocks in the top-left corner. Plus, this is the first image of Ozy that I've liked so far. (Bubastis helps.) And Empire Online has a few new stills to share, although they've logo-stamped them in rather irritating fashion (and the characters look a bit stiff.)

The place to be right now, other than Berlin? San Diego, where the 2008 Comic-Con is now under way. There are lots of pictures of the floor here and here -- Note the full-scale version of NIte-Owl's ship (Archimedes) from Zack Snyder's Watchmen.

One of the first stories down the pike: Strangely enough, the recent rumors are true: Darren Aronofsky is signed for a Robocop sequel. I'd buy that for a dollar...But, don't get Murphy out of cold storage just yet: Not many of Aronofsky's projects ever seem to get off the ground. (See also: Batman: Year One, Ronin, Lone Wolf and Cub, Watchmen, Black Swan.)

Meanwhile, Disney brought down the house the first day with a surprise, fully-formed teaser for TR2N, featuring none other than the Dude, in both 1983 and 2008 incarnations. Best of all, as I recently wished in my Iron Man review, they seem to have stuck with the "Col. Kurtz up the datastream" idea. That should be great fun. Everyday, I think I'm going to wake up back on the grid...

Update: Also from Comic-Con Day 1, the trailer for Wolverine airs (ho-hum), Coming Soon has a sit-down with new Doctor Who showrunner Steven Moffat, and Torchwood's Captain Jack is up for Captain America? I don't see that at all.

Update 2: The TR2N trailer is up in really poor Kramervision...and it still looks grand. (A slightly cleaned up version is here.)

"I've not seen any recent comic book films, but I didn't particularly like the book 300. I had a lot of problems with it, and everything I heard or saw about the film tended to increase [those problems] rather than reduce them: [that] it was racist, it was homophobic, and above all it was sublimely stupid." As a companion to their Watchmen story, EW has a wide-ranging sit-down with Alan Moore, wherein he discusses Zack Snyder, 300, magic, the afterlife, DC Comics, and his favorite television show: "The absolute pinnacle of anything I've seen recently has got to be The Wire. It's the most stunning piece of television that has ever come out of America, possibly the most stunning piece of television full-stop...So yeah, everything else looks pretty lame next to The Wire."

Speaking of Moore's critique of Snyder, I felt a similar unease after reading Snyder's EW Q&A. Says Snyder of Watchmen: "Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan's] Batman Begins. 'Batman's dark.' I'm like, okay, 'No, Batman's cool.' He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn't, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that's how that would go." Hrm. Ok. I'd have more faith in Snyder's Watchmen if he didn't persist in sounding like one of those "Totally Extreme!!" meathead whiteboys from Harold & Kumar.

"The world will look up and shout, 'Save Us!,' and I will whisper, 'No.'" Forget midnight -- the teaser for Zack Snyder's Watchmen has leaked. I must say, Dr. Manhattan looks better than I had anticipated (I like the money shot of him, the American Superpower, in 'Nam), Rorschach looks great, and the Comedian seems ok, but I have quibbles with Ozymandias (too young), Nite-Owl (too buff) and Silk Spectre (too vamp). Still, I'll reserve full judgment until I've watched it a few dozen more times. In the meantime, how weird is it that there's actually a trailer for Watchmen out? We seem to be living in the Golden Age of comic book movies. Update: Like most things in this world, it looks much better in HD.

Update 2: "Based on footage Snyder screened for EW, at least, the work seems to have been worth it. Multiple scenes -- the Comedian's murder, Rorschach's introduction, Dr. Manhattan's origin, and a hypnotic title sequence that shutter-flies through the history of Watchmen America, set to Bob Dylan's 'The Times They Are A-Changin' — suggest a film that may capture more of Watchmen than anyone thought possible." Hrm. Watchmen makes the EW Comicon cover -- see below -- and their story includes the first pic of Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter. Sadly, Ozy's still not looking so hot...maybe they should've gone with Jude Law of the Rorschach tattoo, since he was practically begging for the part. (And is it just me or does Crudup-Manhattan look eerily like Kevin Spacey?)

Update 3: Speaking of Sally Jupiter, AICN scores a pinup of the heroine, in the style of Alberto Vargas and in keeping with the WWII-era aesthetic of The Minutemen.

"This trailer speaks to the fanbase in a huge way. Your friends and neighbors will be damn impressed by what they're seeing, but they'll also be slightly baffled. They'll want to know more - who is that blue guy? Who is flying that ship coming out of the water? Are they on Mars? Why is that guy getting thrown through a window? - so get ready to start lending out your book." One of the CHUD guys takes a spin with the Watchmen trailer, due before The Dark Knight tomorrow night. Sounds great, and while Snyder's 300 turned out to be more than a little ridiculous, it's still boasts a helluva trailer.

Update: The Watchmen trailer officially drops over at Empire Online tomorrow, at -- of course -- the stroke of midnight (EST).

In the fourth installment of their making-of video series, original Watchmen artist Dave Gibbons sings the praises of Zack Snyder's art direction, and shows brief glimpses of Hollis Mason's apartment and Rorschach on patrol. All well and good, but as I said before, obsessive art direction will be the easy part.

This is old news at this point, but nevertheless: AICN procures a vintage-era photo of the Minutemen from Zak Snyder's forthcoming version of Watchmen. (Note Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter/Silk Spectre and Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian.) Hrm...They look a bit cosplay, but then again they probably should.

Update: Also in Watchmen news, the NYT reports that Tales of the Black Freighter will first be spun off as its own DVD, five days after the film comes out. "Mr. Snyder said he was eager to head a direct-to-DVD project, in part because it would allow him to use more material from the 'Watchmen' graphic novel. 'I thought the ‘Black Freighter’ story would never see the light of day,' he said. 'The main picture is nearing three hours long and I know I have a fight on my hands just with that.'"

As the first part of a 12-part series (with each episode premiering on the 6th of the month), a new video grants a set tour of Zack Snyder's Watchmen. Looks grand, although after 300 and these stills of a few months ago, art direction is the least of my concerns about this project.

By way of Bitten Tongue, the Peanuts characters take on the mantles of Watchmen. Charlie Brown with the power of Dr. Manhattan is a bit unnerving, and Linus seems like more of a Nite Owl-type, but Lucy as Silk Spectre and Schroeder as Ozy make perfect sense...and Rorschach is really just one bad day away from Joe Cool.

Also, via Quiddity and in keeping with the GitM theme, the plight of Pac Man gets reconfigured as a Tale of the Black Freighter. Game over, yellow fella.

"Now at midnight all the agents, and the superhuman crew, come out and round up everyone that knows more than they do." One year out from its release date, Zack Snyder releases some character stills of the Watchmen. I like the three above quite a bit (particularly the pitch-perfect, G. Gordon Liddyesque gleam to the Comedian.) But, imho, Ozymandias didn't really pan out (Matthew Goode looks way too young), nor did Malin Ackerman's Silk Spectre. (Besides looking rather generic and X-Men-ish, she seems way too tall and modelly for Ms. Juspeczyk.) As yet unseen, Carla Gugino's Mama Spectre and -- perhaps the real make-or-break'er -- Billy Crudup's Dr. Manhattan.

"Exhausted, I slept across the grave...I saw the Black Freighter bearing down on all I loved, but I was powerless to stop it." Zack Snyder alum Gerard Butler reveals his upcoming part in Watchmen: He'll be narrating the Tales of the Black Freighter digression for the DVD version. "'I'm going to do the voice of the captain,' said Butler. 'They're going to do it in the style of a Japanese anime and I'm totally stoked." Anime? Hrm.

Some comic-book cautionary tales for the day: Rorschach sets fire to a would-be pursuer in a new still from Zach Snyder's Watchmen, which has wrapped shooting. And Dark Horizons offers a first glimpse at how Aaron Eckhart will look as Harvey Dent...after the incident.

"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face." Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) strolls the streets of (Late-Late-Nixon-Era) Manhattan in one of several newly-released stills of sets from Zack Snyder's Watchmen.

Matt Frewer (best known as Max Headroom, of '80s television) joins the cast of Zach Snyder's Watchmen as Moloch the Mystic, the team's formerly satanic, now born-again nemesis. Extra points to Snyder for choosing a fanboy veteran.

Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson's previously-announced Tintin trilogy finds a writer in Doctor Who scribe Steven Moffat, of the Season 3 episode "Blink." Speaking of which, I've run hot and cold on BBC's Doctor Who update thus far, and have found showrunner Russell Davies' campy contributions to be mixed at best. But the second half of Season 3 has been exceptionally good Who. From "Blink" to the "Doctor goes Human" two-parter in pre-WWI England ("Human Nature/"The Family of Blood") to Derek Jacobi's turn as a lonely, befuddled scientist at the end of time in "Utopia" to the Master taking Tony Blair's job in "The Sound of Drums," I'd say this most-recent run can hold its own with the best of the Pertwee-Baker years. (I haven't seen "Last of the Time Lords," the Season 3 finale, yet, but I dig John Simm as the Master, and his evil companion is a real kick.)

Off-topic, but also on the television front, I've recently boarded the 5:23 Mad Men commuter train. It's a show I've been shying away from despite the good reviews, mainly because I feared it'd be 85% Rat Pack kitsch, i.e. its raison d'etre would be primarily to wallow in the unregenerate un-PCness of the early Sixties. But, while I'm still living a few episodes behind present-time, Mad Men makes for pretty solid television, even if, as with Miller's Crossing, it can be hard to watch without a glass of Jamesons and clinking ice in hand. Jon Hamm's Don Draper and John Slattery's Roger Sterling are particularly good, and, as someone noted on The House Next Door, Michael Gladis' Paul Kinsey is an eerie facsimile of the young Orson Welles. Plus, with all due respect to Officers Bunk and McNulty, it's a nice change of pace to watch smart, well-written characters in a TV drama that aren't cops, doctors, or mobsters.

Finally, I never much cottoned to it anyway, but after the Season 2 premiere, NBC's Heroes is getting kicked off the DVR. As I said last Spring, the blatant, unattributed ripping off of Watchmen and the X-Men's "Days of Future Past" in Season 1 was already hard to swallow. And, judging from the first week's installment, Kring & co. have decided to go back to the well, and have stolen the Comedian storyline straight out of Watchmen too. Given that their poorly-written, overstuffed show is usually as artless as their theft here, count me out.

The lovely Carla Gugino (Sin City, Spy Kids, late of Entourage) joins Zach Snyder's Watchmen as Sally Jupiter, a.k.a. the original Silk Spectre. A solid choice (although she doesn't really look related to Malin Ackerman.)

Also, some casting news that emerged on the eve of Comic-Con: First, the Watchmen cast is now official -- yes, it's finally happening -- and it is as rumored (along with Jeffrey Dean Morgan of Grey's Anatomy -- um, ok -- as The Comedian.) And, for the trekkies out there, it seems Matthew Quinto, a.k.a. Heroes Big Bad Sylar, has been cast as Starfleet Academy-era Spock for J.J. Abrams' Trek movie. (Also, strange to discover from this article that Abrams and Greg Grunberg, the mind-reading cop of Heroes, are childhood best friends.) Now, Quinto is a good physical match...a highly logical choice. But Sam Rockwell as James T. Kirk? That's genius. (Spock pic not official -- I found it here.) Update: Another casting note: Tim Blake Nelson joins Louis Leterrier's Incredible Hulk revamp as Dr. Samuel Sterns (a.k.a. The Leader), further swelling an already ridiculously tricked-out cast for a remake of a movie made less than five years ago. But, hey, gift horses and all that.

More casting for Zach Snyder's take on Watchmen: Jackie Earle Haley and Patrick Wilson (both of Little Children) now seems all but confirmed as Rorschach and Nite-Owl respectively. As Dr. Manhattan, Billy Crudup. As Silk Spectre, Malin Ackerman of Harold and Kumar. And as Ozymandias, Matthew Goode of Match Point. Well, no egregious misfires in that bunch (and not much star power either, which may make the suits nervous. Fine by me.) Now, it'll all come down to Snyder.

Also in comic-to-film news, there's more rumors of close-to-official casting for Zach Snyder's Watchmen happening. Keanu Reeves apparently passed on Dr. Manhattan, so now they're looking for, um, Jason Patric in that role. (I'm not seeing it, frankly, but he's no better or worse than Keanu, I guess.) Also rumored, Thomas Jane as the Comedian, and, as Rorschach, Little Children's Jackie Earle Haley. That's actually not half bad.

Breaking a few weeks ago now, AICN claims to have the skinny on the initial casting of Zach Snyder's version of Watchmen. Rumored as the Nite-Owl, Patrick Wilson of The Alamo and Little Children. (He's a bit buff for the role, frankly. I'd expected someone a little more gone to seed, like John Cusack or even Tom Hulce.) As Doctor Manhattan, Neo himself, Keanu Reeves. (Um, ok. I don't really see that working. Then again, I don't really see anyone else working either, this side of Gollum-style CGI) And, as Ozymandias, much-avowed Watchmen fan Jude Law. (That's pretty good, although somebody like Aaron Eckhart would be even better.) That's it so far, other than that Snyder -- who won't deny these casting rumors -- has promised he'd get Gerard Butler of 300 in there somewhere. (Why bother? I don't remember any character who's supposed to YELL...ALL...THE...TIME.) At any rate, that means Simon Pegg as Rorschach is still a possibility, if one that is very, very remote.

As I noted a few weeks ago, NBC's Heroes has been a guilty pleasure of mine this past season: It serves up poorly-scripted, wafer-thin, and yet undeniably scrumptious slices of z-grade fanboy cheese every week, and it's close to the only network show I watch these days. (And the "Company Man" episode of a few weeks ago was good television by any reckoning.) That being said, the show's outright plagiarism is getting more and more marked, to the point where I'm fast losing interest. Series creator Tim Kring says he doesn't read any comics, which I find somewhat hard to believe. And there's always going to be some overlap in the superhero genre, just because there's only so many ways you can tell the same sort of story. But Monday's episode not only showed the writers continuing to lift liberally from the famous "Days of Future Past" arc from the Claremont-Byrne years of X-Men, but brazenly ripping off one of the key plot points of the mother of all contemporary graphic novels, Alan Moore's Watchmen. And I don't mean homage or tip-of-the-hat -- I mean straight-up, unabashed, actionable stealing, right down to Linderman's Ozymandian monologue. For shame. Do Kring & co. really think their fanboy/fangirl viewership isn't going to notice?

After last night, I gotta say I'd have much preferred to see a Paul Greengrass Watchmen. Still, I'll give him this: Zack Snyder knows his audience, and has inserted a test image of Watchmen's Rorschach in a new Internet trailer for 300. (And, for the record once more, I'm totally on board with the commenter in that AICN talkback who suggested Simon Pegg for the part.)

"The truth is, '300' to the studio is a graphic novel movie. It's not a movie that they necessarily understand exactly when I pitch it on paper. They feel in some ways the same about "Watchmen." They don't understand why it's not 'Fantastic 4.' I have to remind them that it's much more 'Strangelove' than it is 'Fantastic 4' which they don't like hearing, but they believe that I know, and in that way, it helps." 300 helmer Zach Snyder checks in with the status of The Watchmen.

Word officially comes down that Garth Ennis' Preacher is being developed for HBO by Mark Steven Johnston (Daredevil, Ghost Rider) and Howard Deutch (Grumpier Old Men.) Not the most exciting development team in the world, but it's nice to see HBO get into the comic game. (And if Zach Snyder's take on The Watchmen falls apart for some reason, as so many earlier attempts at it have, a 12-hour series on the Home Box Office would be a good place for Alan Moore's magnum opus.)

"1985's a problem for people. The Cold War's a problem for people. But these are things I've been trying to [tell people] would be cool. I like that Richard Nixon is the president in it. I think that's important. Those kinds of things tell you exactly what kind of movie this is - it's not Fantastic Four, you know." 300 director Zach Snyder offers a brief update on the current state of The Watchmen.

Along with word of an unfortunately actioned-up Watchman script and news of some stranger-than-usual comic adaptations (The Doom Patrol? Frank Miller on Will Eisner's Spirit? Benico Del Toro's Deadman?), Latino Review -- the site that first announced Brandon Routh as Superman in 2004 -- discloses that Heath Ledger has an offer to play the Joker in Christopher Nolan's next Batman flick. Hmm. An interesting and slightly-out-of-left-field choice...He wouldn't have been one of my top picks for the part (Adrien Brody, Sam Rockwell, Paul Bettany, or how 'bout Ralph Reed?...His calendar's open), but he's definitely better than some names that were floating around (Crispin Glover, Robin Williams, Michael Keaton, Sean Penn.)

Directors Darren Aronofsky and Paul Greengrass failed their Rorschach tests -- Still, Alan Moore's Watchmen may soon have a new helmer in Zach Snyder, who's currently finishing up Frank Miller's 300.

The long-awaited film version of The Watchmen, which died over at Paramount this summer, gets a new lease on life at Warner Brothers, although director Paul Greengrass and screenwriter David Hayter are no longer attached.

"Watchmen's whodunit plot was not allowed to kick into gear until late in the day and climaxes with Ozymandias spouting Postmodern art theory in his snowbound eyrie ("phosphor-dot swirls juxtapose; meanings coalesce from semiotic chaos before reverting to incoherence"). Even that old windbag the Silver Surfer might have hung his head in shame." As its twentieth anniversary approaches, Critic Tom Shone revisits The Watchmen for Slate. Frankly, the piece begins and ends as almost a parody of the too-frequent needlessly contrarian Slate article: "The Watchmen is not as good as you remember!" Next up: "Torture good, Ice Cream bad!" Still, it's worth reading regardless.