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"'There is 'something new and interesting going on in the universe,' said Alan Kogut of NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md." Aspiring Jor-Els: Best get to work on those interstellar child-bearing rockets. Scientists detect a distant -- and very loud -- roar on the other side of the universe. "'The universe really threw us a curve,' Kogut said. 'Instead of the faint signal we hoped to find, here was this booming noise six times louder than anyone had predicted.'" (Sssh, listen...there went Earth-2.)
Strangelove much? The Japanese trailer for Zack Snyder's Watchmen is now on the tubes, which contains some spoilery-type new footage if you haven't read the graphic novel. (Note also the new Minutemen featurette on the official site.) Interesting that this trailer foregoes all the Dr. Manhattan-exemplifying-American-might stuff in favor of more emphasis on the alternate history and Cold War doomsday clock.
On the occasion of the new year, EW previews some of the more-anticipated films of 2009, including Michael Mann's Public Enemies, Terminator: Salvation, Spike Jonze's' long-awaited Where the Wild Things Are, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Pixar's Up, Harold Ramis' Year One, The Taking of the Pelham 1-2-3 (again), Wolverine, and Watchmen.
"The bottom line: Warner Bros. had absolutely no right to roll film on Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons superhero classic." Forget the watchmen for a sec: Who's watching Larry Gordon? A judge rules that Fox's lawsuit over Watchmen does indeed have merit, and that former Fox, now WB exec Larry Gordon never actually secured all the necessary distribution rights to make Watchmen at his new home studio. "In his ruling, Feess concludes that Gordon never properly presented Fox with the option to produce and distribute the version of Watchmen developed by director Zack Snyder. He also makes it clear that neither Gordon nor Warner Bros. had bought out Fox’s interest before Warner Bros. went into production."
What this means for the movie is still up in the air, although a release delay of several months isn't out of the question. When a similar incident happened with The Dukes of Hazzard, a case that involved the same judge, WB eventually just settled and ponied up before the release date.
Well, here's hoping this gets worked out in short order. I'm guessing Snyder's film is going to have some serious problems, but I'd still like to see it next to immediately. (Watchmen image above via The Nerd of Her.)
"The Superman exists, and he's American." Several months after the fact, the Philip Glass-scored, Comic-Con Watchmen footage finally leaks onto the tubes. This looks more promising than the last trailer...but it's always easier when nobody's talking.
Update: In related news, see also Matt Groening's Watchmen. (Via LMG and mkh.)
Among the bountiful harvest that is the Quantum of Solace trailer crop...
I'm all over the place on this one. There are some real red flags here -- all the Snydery slo-mo shots of Malin Ackerman's hair, for example -- and some of the dialogue feels as stiff and expository as the ponderous take-a-meeting scenes in 300. Then again, as with the first trailer, I'm still having trouble just wrapping my mind around the fact that they finally made a Watchmen movie. So I'm inclined to be charitable, and the little flourishes throughout (Rorschach's mask moves!) appeal to my inner fanboy regardless. (Also, while Jackie Earle Hale's Bale-Batman-growl may be a tad distracting, it's hard to imagine Rorschach with any other kind of voice.) For now, I'll call it a push.
Also out of late:
"The Bodyguard goes LIMP and slides off the table. The PENCIL is gone. MAGIC. The Joker BOWS. Grins at Gambol." As part of WB's "For Your Consideration" Oscar-push website, the official script for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight is now online. Worth a read-through if you enjoyed the film as I did, if only to discover what memorable flourishes by Ledger's Clown Prince of Crime were the actor's creation. (Quite a few of 'em, it seems.)
In anticipation of the second trailer (one of the many coming to theaters with this weekend's Quantum of Solace), six new character posters for Zack Snyder's Watchmen are released. That's right-wing freakshows The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) up top. See also Ozymandias (Matthew Goode) with Bubastis, Silk Spectre II (Malin Ackerman), Nite Owl II (Patrick Wilson), and Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup).
As featured in the Spike awards last night, an extended version of Zack Snyder's Watchmen trailer arrives online. I'm liking the Galactus-y feel of Dr. Manhattan's moments, but the slo-mo Snyderisms here (the doomed flight of the Comedian notwithstanding) still give me pause.
Update: Speaking of which, said flight is now captured in a spiffy new Watchmen teaser poster, above.
"Would you think about that a moment, my friends? Whenever you've seen Batman, who's he with? Criminals, that's who!" Before Atwater and Ailes, there was...Cobblepot: I know the comparison was already floating around after the veep debate. Still, this contentious Batman-Penguin matchup of thirty years ago now seems eerily on the money... (Via Neilalien.)
Also, this is unrelated, but while I'm borrowing fun fanboy youtubes from other places, I also got a tickle out of this compelling compilation of Dr. Who clips, by way of Return of the Reluctant a week or so ago. What are you doing here? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
"Whatever happened to the American Dream? It came true -- you're looking at it." Quite a bit of new Watchmen material today. AICN get their hands on high-rez versions of the spiffy painted Comicon posters. (Rorschach | The Comedian | Silk Spectre I | Silk Spectre II | Nite-Owl | Dr. Manhattan | Ozymandias.) Very nicely done -- Lots of continuity nods thrown in for the fans, and note the clocks in the top-left corner. Plus, this is the first image of Ozy that I've liked so far. (Bubastis helps.) And Empire Online has a few new stills to share, although they've logo-stamped them in rather irritating fashion (and the characters look a bit stiff.)
"I've not seen any recent comic book films, but I didn't particularly like the book 300. I had a lot of problems with it, and everything I heard or saw about the film tended to increase [those problems] rather than reduce them: [that] it was racist, it was homophobic, and above all it was sublimely stupid." As a companion to their Watchmen story, EW has a wide-ranging sit-down with Alan Moore, wherein he discusses Zack Snyder, 300, magic, the afterlife, DC Comics, and his favorite television show: "The absolute pinnacle of anything I've seen recently has got to be The Wire. It's the most stunning piece of television that has ever come out of America, possibly the most stunning piece of television full-stop...So yeah, everything else looks pretty lame next to The Wire."
Speaking of Moore's critique of Snyder, I felt a similar unease after reading Snyder's EW Q&A. Says Snyder of Watchmen: "Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan's] Batman Begins. 'Batman's dark.' I'm like, okay, 'No, Batman's cool.' He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn't, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that's how that would go." Hrm. Ok. I'd have more faith in Snyder's Watchmen if he didn't persist in sounding like one of those "Totally Extreme!!" meathead whiteboys from Harold & Kumar.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H.L. Mencken.
It's been awhile since I've been looking forward to a movie quite like this, and then some... In any case, herrrrre we go!
Yes, tonight should be good fun...provided you don't live in Gotham.
Update: Now that's the Joker! Great stuff, and a whole lot of movie. More later.
"The world will look up and shout, 'Save Us!,' and I will whisper, 'No.'" Forget midnight -- the teaser for Zack Snyder's Watchmen has leaked. I must say, Dr. Manhattan looks better than I had anticipated (I like the money shot of him, the American Superpower, in 'Nam), Rorschach looks great, and the Comedian seems ok, but I have quibbles with Ozymandias (too young), Nite-Owl (too buff) and Silk Spectre (too vamp). Still, I'll reserve full judgment until I've watched it a few dozen more times. In the meantime, how weird is it that there's actually a trailer for Watchmen out? We seem to be living in the Golden Age of comic book movies. Update: Like most things in this world, it looks much better in HD.
Update 2: "Based on footage Snyder screened for EW, at least, the work seems to have been worth it. Multiple scenes -- the Comedian's murder, Rorschach's introduction, Dr. Manhattan's origin, and a hypnotic title sequence that shutter-flies through the history of Watchmen America, set to Bob Dylan's 'The Times They Are A-Changin' — suggest a film that may capture more of Watchmen than anyone thought possible." Hrm. Watchmen makes the EW Comicon cover -- see below -- and their story includes the first pic of Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter. Sadly, Ozy's still not looking so hot...maybe they should've gone with Jude Law of the Rorschach tattoo, since he was practically begging for the part. (And is it just me or does Crudup-Manhattan look eerily like Kevin Spacey?)
Update 3: Speaking of Sally Jupiter, AICN scores a pinup of the heroine, in the style of Alberto Vargas and in keeping with the WWII-era aesthetic of The Minutemen.
"I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us, in the end. We're going to kill each other, aren't we?" The WP's Hank Steuver offers a brief history of the Joker, from Conrad Veidt in The Man Who Laughs to Heath Ledger tomorrow night. If you're headed to TDK absolutely spoiler-free, I'd skip this one -- quite a few plot details herein.
"This trailer speaks to the fanbase in a huge way. Your friends and neighbors will be damn impressed by what they're seeing, but they'll also be slightly baffled. They'll want to know more - who is that blue guy? Who is flying that ship coming out of the water? Are they on Mars? Why is that guy getting thrown through a window? - so get ready to start lending out your book." One of the CHUD guys takes a spin with the Watchmen trailer, due before The Dark Knight tomorrow night. Sounds great, and while Snyder's 300 turned out to be more than a little ridiculous, it's still boasts a helluva trailer.
Update: The Watchmen trailer officially drops over at Empire Online tomorrow, at -- of course -- the stroke of midnight (EST).
In its most recent installment, Gotham Tonight's Mike Engel (Anthony Michael Hall) scores an exclusive interview with new Gotham DA Harvey Dent, one that seems to be occurring right at the start of The Dark Knight (which, you may have heard, opens this Thursday at midnight.) In related news, the Joker -- after defacing all the online viral sites -- kindly handed out free IMAX preview passes to (some of) those playing along.
However the movie ends up turning out (and with a 94 on Metafilter and 100 on Rotten Tomatoes at the moment, I'm optimistic), kudos to the viral marketing gurus...it's been a fun ride.
In the fourth installment of their making-of video series, original Watchmen artist Dave Gibbons sings the praises of Zack Snyder's art direction, and shows brief glimpses of Hollis Mason's apartment and Rorschach on patrol. All well and good, but as I said before, obsessive art direction will be the easy part.
"Does it depress you...how alone you really are? You had plans...look where that got ya!" Yes, even more news on the Dark Knight front: Domino's has a fun site up with an exclusive variant trailer...and be sure to play 3-Card Monte with the Joker before you go. (If that site's bogged down, low-quality versions have popped up on Youtube here and here.)
Update: Another exemplary new poster, and -- just in case the deal isn't closed yet -- it looks like the teaser for Zack Snyder's Watchmen will open the show. It's safe to say I'm reaching LotR-levels of anticipation at this point.
Update 2: Gotham Tonight Episode 3 (crime in the city) and Episode 4 (Jim Gordon profile) are now up. Looks like Bal'more's New Day Co-Op and MCU have both made it to Batman's town.
"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and eVEryoNe lOseS thEir mIndS!" If, like me, you're devouring all things Dark Knight-related between now and July 18, three more TV spots hit the tubes, and Gotham Tonight is on its second episode. (Careful out there, tho'. The film seems to have now screened, and spoilers are flyin'.) Says Peter Travers: "The haunting and visionary Dark Knight soars on the wings of untamed imagination. It's full of surprises you don't see coming. And just try to get it out of your dreams."
Update: "It's not about money...it's about sending a message." Ugh, temptation everywhere...12 brief clips from the film pop up on the grid. And, don't forget, tix for those 7/17 midnight shows are now on sale.
"Dent...Jesus, I thought you was dead." Party 'til he's cute? In case you missed it below, the "prize" for today's most recent viral marketing for Chris Nolan's The Dark Knight (originally shown at Comic-Con last August) is well worth checking out...
"When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see...I'll show you." So, did you vote? Gotham City elections closed yesterday, and the winner will soon be announced on Gotham Tonight with Mike Engel, a.k.a. Anthony Michael Hall, his identity now disclosed. (I voted Harvey Dent, natch.) Of course, it's Friday the 13th, and the Joker has threatened another round of viral shenanigans as well...which I suspect will lead to this new alternate Dark Knight trailer. Enjoy it before WB takes it down.
Update: Dent wins! But he he doesn't seem too happy about it...
For the completist: A little over a month out from the film's release, Comcast creates a promotional site for Chris Nolan's The Dark Knight, with a few glimpses of new footage here and there. (See, for example, the IMAX featurette.)
This is old news at this point, but nevertheless: AICN procures a vintage-era photo of the Minutemen from Zak Snyder's forthcoming version of Watchmen. (Note Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter/Silk Spectre and Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian.) Hrm...They look a bit cosplay, but then again they probably should.
Update: Also in Watchmen news, the NYT reports that Tales of the Black Freighter will first be spun off as its own DVD, five days after the film comes out. "Mr. Snyder said he was eager to head a direct-to-DVD project, in part because it would allow him to use more material from the 'Watchmen' graphic novel. 'I thought the ‘Black Freighter’ story would never see the light of day,' he said. 'The main picture is nearing three hours long and I know I have a fight on my hands just with that.'"
Worth watching for the Joker's Rorschachian "Hrm" alone, another Dark Knight TV spot is out. (The last two are here.) Y'know, much as I'm fond of Henry Jones, Jr., Ph.D, it really wouldn't bother me if this movie (July 18) and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (next Friday) just switched release dates. Update: Also, a new poster, above.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment!" Two new TV spots for The Dark Knight pop up here and here. They're mostly the trailer rearranged, but there's a bit of new footage in each. (What's going on at 0:26 in the first one? Creepy.)
Several stills from the Coens' next, Burn after Reading, appear online, along with a brief synopsis: "Burn centers on Osbourne Cox (John Malkovich), who has hit a bit of rough patch. He was recently fired from the CIA and decides to write his memoirs, naturally documenting government secrets along the way. His wife (Tilda Swinton) decides to steal the material to use in their upcoming divorce proceedings, but the CD mistakenly ends up in the hands of two doltish gym employees, Chad (Brad Pitt) and Linda (Frances McDormand). In response to Linda and Chad conspiring to sell the material to help pay for Linda's plastic surgery, the CIA dispatches Harry (George Clooney) to sort it all out at whatever the cost." And, if that doesn't sound like Coen comedy territory, check out Brad Pitt's hair.
Also in the image department, enterprising fanboys have rifled through the new Dark Knight trailer and kindly chopped it up into high-rez stills. The money shot of the trailer is this one, of course (unless you're Patrick Leahy), but I still want to see more of the Clown Prince of Crime...
Eat your heart out, Nicholson. Update: For the more Two-Face-minded, some purported concept art leaks. (Not for the squeamish.)
In the weekend trailer bin, Will Smith is legend, whether we like it or not, in the full trailer for Peter Berg's Hancock, also with Jason Bateman & Charlize Theron. And last week's Indy boot goes legit: Behold the trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. (I dunno...Is it just me, or does Cate Blanchett seem hammier than a drunken Anthony Hopkins?) Also, The Dark Knight trailer follows suit tomorrow.
Update: The Dark Knight trailer is now up. Also, Aaron Eckhart seems to let slip a pretty major plot point in an interview with the LA Times. If you're staying spoiler-free, don't read this one (or Moriarty's telegraphing of the same here.)
Along with a slew of new posters (see also the snazzy 9/11ish one at Quiddity), The Dark Knight begins its trailer rollout today with -- of course -- another worldwide Joker-run scavenger hunt. (I for one am loving the confluence of my interests that is Jokerized dead-presidents.) In any case, once we budding fanboy detectives run the info through the Batcomputer and get to the bottom of it all, I'll post the new trailer here...
Update: After the scavenger hunt and some anagram work and duck-shooting, it seems the trailer will be here...next Sunday. (Presumably, it premieres before Iron Man on Friday.) Sunday? Now, that wasn't very nice.
Update 2: "This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it to them." In pure Joker fashion, it's been Kramerized and Youtubed regardless. Extremely poor quality, but this'll do until the trouble gets here. (I could do without the post-title goofiness, to be honest, but Heath's Joker still seems scarily spot-on.) Update 3: While bootlegs of the clip keep getting shut down (if you haven't caught it yet, it's still up here at io9), the "Jokerized" version of the trailer, handed out to raffle winners in the viral game, is nevertheless now on the tubes.
In the trailer bin of late, veteran comic writer Frank Miller (possibly soon of Hardboiled) jumps to the silver screen in the new trailer for Sin City...uh, The Spirit. And Steve Coogan spreads the Gospel of Sexy Jesus in the recent redband trailer for Hamlet 2, i.e. one of the South Park guys' take on Waiting for Guffman. This looks like it might try too hard, but I'll probably see it for Coogan (and that scene with the cat.)
Also up as of the weekend, courtesy of NY Comiccon: lots of spoilers for Indy 4 and a description of the next Dark Knight trailer. (I'm trying to avoid them both, although I may have snuck a peek at the latter.)
As the first part of a 12-part series (with each episode premiering on the 6th of the month), a new video grants a set tour of Zack Snyder's Watchmen. Looks grand, although after 300 and these stills of a few months ago, art direction is the least of my concerns about this project.
"RUMOR: Dent Will Withdraw From Race Tomorrow... Developing." With two months to go until election day, is Harvey Dent done? The Gotham cops swift-boating seems to have killed him in the polls (he's pulling only 9% in the three-way race against Garcetti and Worthington), and now even random clowns are sticking a fork in him. At this point, I'd say Dent's political future is at best a coin-toss.
If you'll remember, I posted last week that viral promotion for The Dark Knight would bring back the Clown Prince of Crime for April Fool's Day. Well, whatever happens tomorrow -- and word is it might be the final trailer, although, again, it's April Fool's, so who knows -- it seems the Joker has set up shop here, at the "Clown Travel Agency." Tune in tomorrow, folks. Same bat-time, same bat-channel.
Update: Apparently, DA candidate Harvey Dent has been swiftboated by the "Concerned Citizens for a Better Gotham" (a.k.a. some disgruntled cops), and he'll be holding a press conference tomorrow at 3pm to address the charges made in the ad. This sounds like a prime moment for Joker/trailer-related shenanigans.
Update 2: Never mind tomorrow: The trailer seems to have leaked, and it's a beaut. (Ok, sorry. I couldn't help myself...just getting in the April Fool's mood a day early.) At any rate, more Dark Knight info as it comes.
Update 3: And they're off: Looks like Step 1 is a worldwide scavenger hunt...apparently to acquire Joker bowling balls and cellphones. The bowling balls have phone numbers and code words attached -- presumably that's Phase 2. Update 4: With all the balls doled out around the globe, the next stop is this Acme Security Systems site...where everyone's getting "server is too busy" screens of death. April Fool's! Update 5: For those who did manage to get through, they got a call from Commissioner Gordon, but no obvious link to a trailer or anything. (You can hear it here.) No more updates here unless something big happens (but, if you wanted to play along, this wiki overview of the growing Dark Knight ARG is a good place to start, and most of the spinoff sites have been found via The Gotham Times or the Jokerfied version.)
Update 6: Some spoilerish stills of the Joker appear at a French site. Check 'em out before they disappear.
"Encouragingly, Peter and Fran Walsh have told me they couldn't imagine The Hobbit without their original Gandalf. Their confidence hasn't yet been confirmed by the director Guillermo del Toro but I am keeping my diary free for 2009!" Grey Havens be damned, Ian McKellen reports he's likely returning as Gandalf for The Hobbit (well, if he and producer Peter Jackson have anything to say about it, and they probably will.) Update: More good news: Composer Howard Shore is back as well.
Also in movie news, the viral marketing campaign for The Dark Knight is picking up again. As you may remember, a slew of new Gotham-related sites appeared last December. Now, more have arrived, of a distinctly Harvey Dent bent: A new edition of The Gotham Times, Dana Worthington for DA (a.k.a. Harvey Dent's opposition), Maiden Avenue Report (Gotham's Drudge, it seems), Citizens for Batman, St. Swithuns Church, and Gotham Cable News are all now online, along with the Dent campaign site linked to the other day. Also, apparently the original marketing plan was always to shift from the Joker to Harvey Dent, so this rollout hasn't necessarily been affected by the loss of Ledger. (That being said, viral text messages seem to indicate the Clown Prince of Crime will pop up yet again before April Fool's Day.)
By way of Bitten Tongue, the Peanuts characters take on the mantles of Watchmen. Charlie Brown with the power of Dr. Manhattan is a bit unnerving, and Linus seems like more of a Nite Owl-type, but Lucy as Silk Spectre and Schroeder as Ozy make perfect sense...and Rorschach is really just one bad day away from Joe Cool.
Also, via Quiddity and in keeping with the GitM theme, the plight of Pac Man gets reconfigured as a Tale of the Black Freighter. Game over, yellow fella.
"Gotham City is collapsing from a runaway crime wave and Harvey Dent can save it. But he has to run for District Attorney first, and the only way he'll run is if he sees an outpouring of public support. So, let's all get out there and show Harvey Dent he's got support to take back Gotham!" I know I've been doing a lousy job of following down-ticket races thus far this cycle. Still, in case anyone's interested and by way of Quiddity, Harvey Dent's campaign for Gotham DA has hit the road. (Alas, it seems I've already missed his NYC stops.) Also, no doubt aware of Sen. Obama's prodigious coattails, he seems to be plugging for an endorsement: "Be creative. Harvey Dent wants to see that we want change -- and that we are ready to work for change. Harvey wants to see that people are ready to throw out the old, to break out of habits, to really do something new and different! Because that's what taking back Gotham will take."
I'll say this for him, he has a honest face. By the way, it should be noted: Harvey Dent also somewhat disproves the Gerry Ferraro thesis, as he's managed to get elected the District Attorney of Gotham City as both a white and black man.
"I looked at the Rorschach blot. I tried to pretend it looked like a spreading tree, shadows pooled beneath it, but it didn’t. It looked more like a dead cat I once found, the fat, glistening grubs writhing blindly, squirming over each other, frantically tunneling away from the light. But even that is avoiding the real horror. The horror is this: In the end, it is simply a picture of empty meaningless blackness. We are alone. There is nothing else." Ok, I'm not that 'round the bend. But I have to admit, when I saw this picture of Sen. Clinton on Drudge today, this immediately came to mind:
Oddly enough, the same exact thing happened a few weeks ago when this oft-used pic instantly reminded me of this.
Or is it just me?
As a disclaimer, unlike Republicans and denizens of Halloweenland -- I'll stand by that one -- I'm not comparing Sen. Clinton to Linda Blair's secret admirer or a psychotic, snazzily-dressed mass-murderer here. In fact, I think Drudge's tendency to post unflattering pics of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton is often cruel, juvenile, and bordering on sexist (if not plunging right past that border.) So, this is not meant as a comment on Clinton per se, only on the implicit associations made by my impressionable fanboy subconscious, which would seem to trump slightly the findings of my Implicit Association Test. (And, in my defense, at least I wasn't so irredeemably geeky as to come up with Tasha Yar.)
"In a political context this would politely be called an 'unintended consequence.' (Gotham as Baghdad, anyone?) Mr. Nolan doesn’t deny the overtones. 'As we looked through the comics, there was this fascinating idea that Batman’s presence in Gotham actually attracts criminals to Gotham, attracts lunacy,' he said. 'When you’re dealing with questionable notions like people taking the law into their own hands, you have to really ask, where does that lead? That’s what makes the character so dark, because he expresses a vengeful desire.'" The NYT checks in with Chris Nolan on The Dark Knight.
"Now at midnight all the agents, and the superhuman crew, come out and round up everyone that knows more than they do." One year out from its release date, Zack Snyder releases some character stills of the Watchmen. I like the three above quite a bit (particularly the pitch-perfect, G. Gordon Liddyesque gleam to the Comedian.) But, imho, Ozymandias didn't really pan out (Matthew Goode looks way too young), nor did Malin Ackerman's Silk Spectre. (Besides looking rather generic and X-Men-ish, she seems way too tall and modelly for Ms. Juspeczyk.) As yet unseen, Carla Gugino's Mama Spectre and -- perhaps the real make-or-break'er -- Billy Crudup's Dr. Manhattan.
By way of my sis-in-law Lotta, here's a funky animated gif: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton play the oldest game of all. (The text is early on from Neil Gaiman's Sandman, when Morpheus descends into Hell to retrieve his helmet and is challenged to a contest of wits to reclaim his prize, at the risk of unending torment.)
Strangely enough, just as she sent me this, I'd just grabbed an animated gif of a different game, which -- at least imho -- also has some metaphorical resonance for the primary season. (For those who don't follow basketball, that's virtually an automatic basket by 7'5" Yao Ming getting stuffed out of nowhere by 5'7" Knick Nate Robinson...Notice also (in the Youtube) how Yao tries to play the victim card after ignominious defeat...)
"Exhausted, I slept across the grave...I saw the Black Freighter bearing down on all I loved, but I was powerless to stop it." Zack Snyder alum Gerard Butler reveals his upcoming part in Watchmen: He'll be narrating the Tales of the Black Freighter digression for the DVD version. "'I'm going to do the voice of the captain,' said Butler. 'They're going to do it in the style of a Japanese anime and I'm totally stoked." Anime? Hrm.
Some comic-book cautionary tales for the day: Rorschach sets fire to a would-be pursuer in a new still from Zach Snyder's Watchmen, which has wrapped shooting. And Dark Horizons offers a first glimpse at how Aaron Eckhart will look as Harvey Dent...after the incident.