Last Tango in Los Santos.

"The disturbing material in Grand Theft Auto and other games like it is stealing the innocence of our children and it's making the difficult job of being a parent even harder." It's Dem Mods v. dem mods as Senators Hillary Clinton and (surprise, surprise) Joe Lieberman decide to sic the FTC on Rockstar Games for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, namely for the "Hot Coffee" PC mod which may or may not have been included in the original source code. (FYI, you can see the controversial game-clip here -- It's not safe for work, but it's basically two pixellated characters having explicit sex in various positions, a la the puppets in Team America.)

As with most PMRC, V-Chip, and/or anti-Hollywood-style scapegoating for easy moderate bonus points, I don't particularly think this type of sophomoric tomfoolery in an M-rated (17 and over) game is the central reason for the Decline and Fall of America's Wayward Children. (And several wry Slashdotters have already pointed out the ridiculousness of the argument being made about GTA here: "I don't care if my child carjacks a senior...[or] if he takes a golf club and starts clubbing to death pedestrians. But he may never, over my dead body, have adult on adult, consensual sex!") But Sen. Clinton's proposed remedy -- adding teeth to the ratings system by potentially fining stores who sell M or AO-games to minors -- doesn't sound like the end of the world either. Update: Rockstar fesses up. Update 2: "Maybe she'd be wiser to focus on issues that matter to these people -- say, the fighting and dying in Iraq -- than on the fighting and the dying in the fake, fun world of 'Grand Theft Auto.'" Slate's Farhad Manjoo calls out Clinton.