The Juice is Loose.
What?!? Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi used steroids?! Man, I've been thinking all this time that they both just subscribed to a rigorous neck-thickening regimen. (Next thing you'll be telling me there's no WMDs in Iraq.) Well, I guess odds were that at least a few members of the medicated 44% in America would play baseball.
Don't act so shocked. Way back, when the Carl Lewis doping scandal broke, I lost all interest in sports... I realized that from then on, I would be unable to watch ANYONE win and not think "So what's HE on?"
Sports has been a drug-fueled joke for a looong time. Many still pretend not to know that drugs rule the business. I don't care about any wins or losses anymore. May the best doctor win.
-A.R.Yngve
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Giambi, I can say from first-hand knowledge, was, at his beefiest, about 50 pounds heavier than he was in high school.
Take a look at a picture of Bonds when he was with the pirates and compare that with how he looks now. All old men would love to transform their bodies in such a way.
Mandatory testing is the only solution. Fuck the players union.
/me hands A.R. a sarcasm detector.