"Actually, it's the BBC controlling us from London."

Sent to me by way of Raza at High Industrial: Is Bush Wired? Hmmm...I see two major problems with this particular conspiracy theory. For one, given how much Dubya is photographed, an earpiece would be extremely hard to hide. For another, if Dubya were being prompted from afar, one would think he'd be much more articulate than he in fact is most of the time. Update: Salon follows the meme.