Another DUI?

According to Fortune (via the Segway website), "using a Segway is so intuitive that it feels as though the thing has somehow been plugged into your central nervous system." Dan Bricklin adds, "The Segway is incredibly stable, whether
standing still or moving." So, of course, Dubya manages to flip one almost immediately. I could extend the metaphor, but I think it speaks for itself, no?