My only weakness is…well, never mind, never mind: By way of a little red-haired girl, Oakland graphic designer Lauren LoPrete
, fuses Smiths lyrics with Peanut cartoons over at This Charming Charlie
“His rad book…includes the answers to such burning questions as, how do I hail a cab? What is a bodega? Which way is Uptown?”
From a new book by cartoonist Nathan Pyle
, Distractify shows off a number of spiffy animated primers on how to live/survive in NYC
. Funny because they’re true, and definitely worth a perusal. The one above — a.k.a. the “Reservoir Dogs walk”
— is a huge problem in DC also.
As making the rounds of late, the raw C-SPAN feed of the Yavin 4 medal ceremony
was a considerably weaker PR hit for the Rebellion, and no mistake. (Chewie in particular comes off much worse — This is like learning of Lincoln’s squeaky voice
Also in recent Original Trilogy-related humor, Black C-3PO (BL3PO? Either way, probably still less offensive than Jar Jar et al) and this analysis of the insurgency on Endor’s moon. “The Ewoks are not soldiers, but a tribal insurgency — and a remarkably successful one once they receive the backing of foreign special forces.”
He’s more machine now than man, twisted and evil. David Lynch’s Return of the Jedi
. (Hey, it almost happened
.) I’ll admit, the Sy Snootles gag cracked me up.
“You’ve been dead for around 25 years now.” Also in the Lynch department: For the new Blu-Ray collection Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery (take my money!), David Lynch interviews the Palmer family, in character. The Leland/Ray Wise one is below. It’s, er, weird…but you already knew that.
“This one commercial said ‘Forget everything you know about slip covers,’ so I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slip covers, but I didn’t know what the f**k they were.”
Buzzfeed offers up a ranking of every single Mitch Hedberg joke. RIP. “I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.”
“‘I told myself I’d stay here until 8:30, and I already killed about 15 minutes avoiding conversation by circling repeatedly around the table of hors d’oeuvres to appear occupied, and another cumulative half hour pretending to text friends, so I just need to make it a few more minutes,’ the tense man told reporters.”
Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party. “At press time, sources reported that Brewer’s plans for withdrawal were dangerously imperiled by a partygoer’s insistence that the whole group hit up a nearby bar.”