Shots heard ’round the world.

Republican Rick Santorum — the Senator of the proud state of Pennsylvania — has rooted out the malevolent cause of the Catholic Church’s recent sex abuse scandals. Celibacy? Harry Potter? Guess again. They were due to Boston itself, “a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America,.” Um, ok. Could we expect any less from a guy who publicly compares Democrats to Hitler and consensual gay sex to bestiality and pedophilia? Pennsylvania, get your act together — You’re embarrassing the republic with this joker.

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  1. Ahem, we are a *blue* state. We’re doing pretty well overall to make PA a bastion of “academic, political and cultural liberalism in America,” but we have the area b/t Philly and the Burgh (aka home of car surfing) to contend with.

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