Prince of Thieves, Queen of Hearts.

In the trailer bin, Russell Crowe grunts, growls, and generally looks very Maximus-ish in the new trailer for Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood, also with William Hurt, Mark Strong, Max von Sydow, Oscar Isaac, and Cate Blanchett (nee Sienna Miller) as Maid Marian. And two colorful new trailers for Disney’s Alice in Wonderland suggest Tim Burton might have gone pretty far afield from the original Lewis Carroll tome, and that Johnny Depp might get Willy Wonka-annoying here after awhile.

Update: But does he know the street value of that mountain? It’s The Hangover meets Back to the Future as John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, and Clark Duke travel back to 1986 in a Hot Tub Time Machine, also with Lizzy Caplan, Crispin Glover, and Chevy Chase. Um, yeah.

One thought on “Prince of Thieves, Queen of Hearts.”

  1. For a brief moment I thought, “Crowe in a new Robin Hood, cool.” Then I watched the trailer, yawned, and thought, “meh.”

    Robin’s had a rough go of it since Michael Praed left the role more than 20 years ago (?! – feeling very old). Of course, I may be a bit shell-shocked after sitting through SyFy’s travesty a couple weeks ago.

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