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"So many concerns raised by the Abramoff scandals were enforcement issues. There is no change to that here." Heartened by the comprehensive ethics bill passed by the House last week, observers nevertheless argue that more stringent enforcement mechanisms are needed to make congressional reform real. "Government watchdogs and ethics lawyers generally agree that the bill would shed new light on the Washington influence game but wonder how those who don't play ball would be found and punished. Without an effective bureaucracy for managing the flow of new disclosures provided by the law, they say, the legislation won't mean much."

"'We have kept our promise to drain the swamp that is Washington, D.C.,' Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said, adding that the legislation is 'historic.'" "'These are big-time fundamental reforms,' said Fred Wertheimer, president of the open-government group Democracy 21." Noted Common Cause president Bob Edgar: " If there is a positive side to Jack Abramoff and the wave of congressional scandal, this is it."

Yes, this could be big. In the wake of the broiling Stevens scandal, the House votes 411-8 to pass a comprehensive new ethics bill: "Secret 'holds' in the Senate, which allow a single senator to block action without disclosing his or her tactics, would end. Members of Congress would no longer be allowed to attend lavish convention parties thrown in their honor. Gifts, meals and travel funded by lobbyists would be banned, and travel on corporate jets would be restricted." In addition, "bundles" -- small campaign contributions packaged together -- will now have to be disclosed, along with political contributions by lobbyists and the identities of the lobbyists themselves.

Of course, the bill still has to pass the Senate, where some conservatives are threatening to force a filibuster vote (in part due to the weakening of earmark rules, which is admittedly rather annoying.) But that was before Stevens' unfortunate run-in with the FBI, so we'll see. Right now, I'm cautiously optimistic that the right-wing will have to fall in line. As Meredith McGehee of the Campaign Legal Center put it: "It may not be a grand slam, but it's a home run...There is no credible excuse to oppose this legislation."

"Renzi -- now, was that the guy with the skeezy land deal? Or the woman Paul Wolfowitz promoted?" To help keep track of them all, Slate offers a handy illustrated guide to GOP scandals.

In the midst of the persecuted prosecutors case, Casino Jack keeps on rollin': Six days after the FBI searched his home in connection with the Abramoff investigation, California Republican John Doolittle steps down from the House Appropriations Committee. "Since 2005, a Justice Department task force has been looking into payments made by Abramoff and other lobbyists to Doolittle's wife and the spouses of other lawmakers...Doolittle also helped steer millions of dollars in military funding to one of the defense contractors tied to the bribery case of former congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.)." Update: And another, although this time not Abramoff related: Arizona Republican Rick Renzi leaves the House Intelligence Committee as the result of an ongoing investigation into a 2005 land deal. I'm sensing a pattern.

Meanwhile, the probes continue: Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, the former #3 man at CIA who was linked to Randy "Duke" Cunninhgam's bribery operation last year, was indicted yesterday for steering CIA contracts to his GOP cronies and telling them classified information about other bidders. Also indicted, Foggo and Cunningham's co-conspirator, Mitchell Wade's business associate, and GOP fundraiser Brent R. Wilkes, who, among his other alleged crimes, arranged for paid prostitutes for Cunningham as part of the bribe package. "Wilkes, a Republican Party "Pioneer" who raised more than $100,000 for President Bush's reelection in 2004 [has also] donated -- in concert with his business colleagues -- $656,396 to 64 other Republican lawmakers and the national Republican Party committees in Washington from 1995 through the third quarter of 2005."

Remember when Boehner and the GOP banked on their widespread corruption not playing on Election Day? Well, they chose poorly. Among the many seats lost by the GOP last night were those of Abramoff flunkies Conrad Burns, Richard Pombo, and Bob Ney, notorious friend-of-pages Mark Foley, the recently-FBI-implicated Curt Weldon, mistress-beater Don Sherwood, and the fatcat architect of it all, Boss DeLay. (Surviving the corruption purge: the Foley-connected Tom Reynolds, Duke Cunningham's replacement, Brian Bilbray, and -- though a runoff hopefully won't shake his way -- corrupt Dem William Jefferson.)

"Alas, poor Brit, it was too much for him to bear in the end, I'm afraid. You almost had to feel sorry for the guy...I said almost." Salon's Andrew O'Hehir evaluates last night's election coverage on FOX News. I admit, I also switched over to FOX in the late hours just to revel in all the sweet, sweet schadenfreude. I'm forced to concede, though, that their graphics were much better than CNN's -- you could actually tell how many House seats Dems were picking up all night over the needed 15, while CNN dropped that ball as soon as the Senate got tight. At any rate, for angry right-wing teeth-gnashing, nothing on FOX topped Stephen Colbert's hilarious speel last night at the end of the otherwise middling Midterm Midtacular (Click on "Stephen Quits," in case you missed it.)

"By himself, Cunningham had no authority to or ability to award a contract to MZM...[He] needed to secure the cooperation, or at least the non-interference, of many people: the appropriators and authorizers in Congress...the various Department of Defense (DOD) officials responsible for execution of the money...and officials of the agencies for which the contracts were to be performed. This was a lot of people to persuade, cajole, deceive, pressure, intimidate, bribe or otherwise influence to do what they wanted." A new report by the House Intelligence Committee delves into Randy "Duke" Cunningham's bribery operation on the Hill (or at least, it does what it can given that the GOP, acting sketchy as usual, refused to subpoena Cunningham. Can we please get a little oversight up in here?)

Something in their eyes is makin' such a fool of he...In a "decision [that] was widely seen as a slap both at the Senate and the president," the House GOP punt on the proposed immigration reform bill, likely until after the 2006 elections. "House Republicans have long frowned upon the president's approach, passing instead a bill that would tighten border controls, clamp down on employers who hire undocumented workers and declare illegal immigrants and those who assist them to be felons. Their position solidified this month after a California special election to replace jailed former Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R). Republican candidate Brian Bilbray won the seat, beating back a tough Democratic challenge by running hard against the president's approach."

Grinding into action, oh, at least 18 months late, the House Ethics Committee begins investigations into Bob Ney and Duke Cunningham, as well as Dem William Jefferson.

The myriad inquiries into Republican corruption, particularly those involving the network of convicted felon Randy "Duke" Cunningham, start circling a few more names this week. FBI agents searched the home and office of Dusty Foggo, the former #3 man at CIA (handpicked by Porter Goss) who's been rumored to be a major reason for Goss' downfall, this morning. Similarly, and apparently as another tangent to the Cunningham case, the Justice Department has begun investigating House Appropriations Chairman Jerry Lewis (R-CA), and particularly his relationship to a lobbying firm specializing in earmarking. Is Duke the new Casino Jack?

Those many Republicans banking on public inattention to the sordid tales of GOP corruption may not want to pick up today's Post anytime soon -- Sex has entered the equation. "Federal authorities are investigating allegations that a California defense contractor arranged for a Washington area limousine company to provide prostitutes to convicted former congressman Randy 'Duke' Cunningham (R-Calif.) and possibly other lawmakers, sources familiar with the probe said yesterday." Uh, oh...DC just loves a good sex scandal, right, guys? Update: The limousine firm in question denies the allegations.

"The congressman's tastes were eclectic and a little ostentatious. The man drove a Rolls (a bribe). His furnishings have a similar plea for attention: They shout 'antique,' even when they are reproductions." So pass the wages of sin: As Randy "Duke" Cunningham's ill-gotten lucre is auctioned off, the Pentagon announces an investigation into how Duke managed to wrangle earmarks for MZM. (Speaking of the demise of Dukedoms, I think my NCAA bracket is now officially busted.)

"I wouldn't classify those changes as major...Between charitable events and fundraising events, there will still be lots of ways to get in front of members [of Congress]." Abramoff, Schmabramoff...The lobbying industry remains unperturbed by the GOP reform bill making its way through the Senate. In related news, the Post delves into both the shady use of campaign treasuries by reps in solid seats and the inner workings of MZM's lobbying-bribery machine. And, under its well-traveled new leader, the House plans to meet for less than 100 days this year to accommodate reps' need to beg for money full-time.

As Randy "Duke" Cunningham faces sentencing today, federal investigators take a closer look at his connections to the Counterintelligence Field Activity (CIFA), "the Pentagon's newest and fastest-growing intelligence agency." "In pre-sentencing documents filed this week, prosecutors said that in fiscal 2003 legislation, Cunningham set aside, or earmarked, $6.3 million for work to be done 'to benefit' CIFA shortly after the agency was created. The contract went to MZM Inc., a company run by Mitchell J. Wade, who recently pleaded guilty to conspiring to bribe Cunningham." Update: 8 years, 4 months.

Unbelievable. Nothing if not brazen, former GOP official Randy "Duke" Cunningham, who recently pled guilty to several bribery and fraud charges, actually kept a "bribe menu" with the varying prices it took to buy him off. "The card shows an escalating scale for bribes, starting at $140,000 and a luxury yacht for a $16 million Defense Department contract. Each additional $1 million in contract value required a $50,000 bribe. The rate dropped to $25,000 per additional million once the contract went above $20 million." $140,000? Who do you think you are, Boss DeLay? C'mon, Duke, I could get a Ney or two Frists for that.

"The job of majority leader and the mandate of the Republican majority are too important to be hamstrung, even for a few months, by personal distractions." Whether it be due to Abramoff's encroaching testimony, the uprising of GOP moderates, Duke Cunningham's wire, or all of the above, Boss DeLay has admitted defeat and given up his post for good. While this is excellent news, there's still much work to do: The ringleader may be dethroned, but the DeLay Ring persists. Hopefully prosecutors in Texas and the Justice Department, as well as members of Congress shamed by the rampant corruption characterizing DeLay's reign, won't rest until the Hammer is thrown out of the House and taken to the woodshed. In fact, with any luck, Boss DeLay will be a featured member of the Big House before long.

Another week, another Republican goes to jail. Today, it's Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-CA), who once invoked 9/11 to push a flag-burning amendment and whom prosecutors have been eyeing for months. ("Duke," "Hammer," "Casino Jack," "Scooter," "Mayor of Capitol Hill"...really, the fact that every high-ranking GOP official has a street name should tell you something.) At any rate, Cunningham pleaded guilty 'to charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail fraud and wire fraud, and tax evasion for underreporting his income in 2004.'...[P]rosecutors said Cunningham admitted to receiving at least $2.4 million in bribes paid to him by several conspirators through a variety of methods, including checks totaling over $1 million, cash, rugs, antiques, furniture, yacht club fees and vacations."

Update: In related news, The Onion has more on the continuing GOP meltdown: "As of [last] Tuesday, Topeka mayor William Bunten, 74, is the nation's highest-ranking Republican official not facing indictment or public reprimand. 'I have always prided myself on running a clean campaign, a clean office, and cleaning house when necessary,' Bunten said. '"However, I have no comment on the charges facing my party's leadership, fundraising apparatus, known associates, or advisory staff.'"

Update 2: Via War Room, here's Boss DeLay on his lieutenant back in June: "Duke Cunningham is a hero...He is an honorable man of high integrity." Uh, yeah, if you say so.

"'I fully recognize that I showed poor judgment when I sold my home in Del Mar to a friend who did business with the government,' Cunningham told supporters." Um, yeah, for starters. As federal investigators close in on his several shady dealings (re: kickbacks and bribes) with defense contractors before his committee (as well as other ne'er-do-wells), Six-term congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-CA), who recently invoked the fallen of 9/11 to flog his flag-burning amendment, has announced he won't seek re-election in 2006. Good riddance...and take a gander, Boss DeLay.

Here's an oldie-but-goodie from the GOP...by a margin of 286-130, the House pass another variation on the anti-flag-burning amendment. "'Ask the men and women who stood on top of the (World) Trade Center,' said Rep. Randy (Duke) Cunningham, R-Calif. 'Ask them and they will tell you: pass this amendment.'" Yes, I'm sure the victims of that day were calling their loved ones by cellphone during those horrible moments to voice their support for a freakin' flag-burning amendment. Have you no shame, Mr. Cunningham?