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In the trailer bin this morning, Russell Crowe grimaces once more for Ridley Scott as the titular character in his take on Robin Hood, also with Cate Blanchett (Maid Marian), Mark Strong (Evil Henchman), Max von Sydow (Pa Marian), Mark Addy (Friar Tuck), Kevin Durand (Little John), Oscar Isaac (King John), Danny Houston (Richard the Lionheart), and William Hurt (William Marshall).

Well...ok. But how many times have we seen this movie now? (Not the Robin Hood tale, but the King Arthur-ish "story behind the story" period war epic.) For that matter, how many times has Ridley Scott made this movie now? As such, it's hard to get too excited about this.

Update: "There's a time dilation effect where time scales in the inside world about 50 times faster than it does in our world. So even though it's been 20 years since Kevin disappeared, that's been almost 1000 years in the computer." Director Joseph Kosinski walks us through the teaser, shot-by-shot.

Word abounds that the Tron: Legacy trailer will be popping up very shortly on the petticoats of Tim Burton's Alice, but no sign of it yet.

Until then, Zack Snyder follows up Watchmen with Hugo Weaving and animated owls in the rather meh trailer for Legend of the Guardians. Eh, doubtful...As per the Snyder norm, he lost me with the cruddy frat-rock.

And, for some more encouraging rock 'n' roll, Dakota Fanning is all grown up as Cherie Currie to Kristen Stewart's Joan Jett in the second trailer for Floria Sigismondi's The Runaways. Hmm, maybe...I can see Michael Shannon being a good bit of fun.

"Why are you screamin'? I haven't even cut you yet." Speaking of dreaming, AICN passes along the second trailer for the Nightmare on Elm Street revamp, with a very Jackie Earle Haley-sounding Freddy Krueger and lots of pretty teenage insomniacs to work through.

Hmmm...well, the production values look great, I'll give it that. But all signs (and particularly the ones that read "Michael Bay" and "Platinum Dunes") suggest this will be another needless and thoroughly schlocky remake of a horror classic. I'm posting the trailer here only because I feel like i owe it to the original film, which scared the bejeezus out of me as a kid.

...or not. Also in the trailer bin, Michael Fassbender, Dominic West, Noel Clarke (i.e. Doctor Who's Mickey Smith), and a host of other Roman legionnaires find themselves behind enemy lines and surrounded by angry Picts of some kind in the new trailer for Neil Marshall's Centurion, also with Olga Kurylenko (who really should've gotten Scarlett Johannson's part in Iron Man 2.) Well, ok then. Here's hoping Marshall squeezes in a good Asterix and Obelix cameo.

Old toys never die, they just lose their accessories. In the trailer bin, Buzz, Woody and the gang suffer the inevitable indignities of castoffhood in the brand-new trailer for Lee Unkrich's Toy Story 3. So far, so good, and Pixar hasn't really led us astray yet. Still, it could be the concussion talking, but I'm finding the pastel color palette of this flick really rather headache-inducing.

Ok, so there definitely is a Plan B. In the trailer bin this week, the Comedian, Stringer Bell, Johnny Storm, and Neytiri, among others, give The A-Team a run for their money in the trailer for Sylvain White's The Losers, based on the DC comic and starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Idris Elba, Chris Evans, Óscar Jaenada, Columbus Short, Zoe Saldana, Jason Patric, and Holt McCallany.

And, speaking of big losers, Gordon Gekko has done his time and wants back in the big game -- maybe with a new cellphone -- in the teaser for Oliver Stone's Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, also with Shia LaBoeuf, Carey Mulligan, Josh Brolin, Eli Wallach, Susan Sarandon, Vanessa Ferlito, Frank Langella, and -- word has it -- Charlie Sheen. Might have to give the first one another whirl beforehand.

In the weekend trailer bin, our first look at Joe Carnahan's 21st-century revamp of The A-Team, with Liam Neeson (Hannibal), Bradley Cooper (Face), Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson (B.A.), Sharlto Copley (Murdoch), and Jessica Biel. Hmm...ok, maybe. What with that tank and all, this looks aggressively stupid, but I mean that in the best way possible -- we are talking about The A-Team here. And the tagline is worth a chuckle.

Update: Actually, there is a plan-B. (In fact, I think I'd give my case to Hit-Girl and the Bad Lieutenant before it got anywhere near the likes of Bradley Cooper.) Witness the four-color carnage of Matthew Vaughn's second Kick-Ass trailer, if you dare.

Among the many Christmas trailers hitting the net today:

And if none of these float your boat, Harry at AICN has an overview of the garbage-y trailers out today, including Sex and the City 2, Furry Vengeance, Cats and Dogs 2, The Back-Up Plan, and Marmaduke. View at your own risk -- These are NSFW, or anywhere else in God's Creation, for that matter.

Hey, Perseus: Cloverfield called -- they want their Kraken back. The Avatar trailer bounty continues with another 300-ish trailer for Louis Leterrier's Clash of the Titans remake, with Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Pete Postlethwaite, Ralph Fiennes, Gemma Arterton, Mads Mikkelsen, Jason Flemyng, and Alexa Davalos. Eh, ok. They're still angling too hard for the meathead demographic imho, but at least they lost that embarrassing "Titans will Clash! tagline from the last go-round.

And another late arrival in today's trailer bin, which will also presumably be featured before Avatar tomorrow night: The Stark family past catches up to Tony (Robert Downey Jr.) in the teaser for Jon Favreau's eagerly-anticipated Iron Man 2, also with Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle (replacing Terrence Howard as Rhodey), Scarlett Johansson, Sam Rockwell (blink and you'll miss him), Samuel L. Jackson, Garry Shandling, and Mickey Rourke. Yes, they made a sequel to the movie about the trailer...From a fanboy perspective, I'm still thinking Johannson is badly miscast as the Black Widow. Otherwise, this looks like more of the same -- Count me in.

In the trailer bin, Russell Crowe grunts, growls, and generally looks very Maximus-ish in the new trailer for Ridley Scott's Robin Hood, also with William Hurt, Mark Strong, Max von Sydow, and Cate Blanchett (nee Sienna Miller) as Maid Marian. And two colorful new trailers for Disney's Alice in Wonderland suggest Tim Burton might have gone pretty far afield from the original Lewis Carroll tome, and that Johnny Depp might get Willy Wonka-annoying here after awhile.

Update: But does he know the street value of that mountain? It's The Hangover meets Back to the Future as John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, and Clark Duke travel back to 1986 in a Hot Tub Time Machine, also with Lizzy Caplan, Crispin Glover, and Chevy Chase. Um, yeah.

By way of AICN, most of Team Sexy Beast (Ray Winstone, Ian McShane, the writers) conspire with the venerable John Hurt and most of Team John Adams (Tom Wilkinson, Stephen Dillane) in the new trailer for Malcolm Venville's cockney crime story 44 Inch Chest, also with Joanne Whalley. With that pedigree and cast, count me in.

In today's trailer bin, director Matthew Vaughn borrows a little bad reputation from Freaks & Geeks to make the case for his adaptation of Kick-Ass, with Aaron Johnson, Chloe Moretz, Nicolas Cage, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. (So far, so good -- from all indications, Moretz's Hit Girl will steal the show.)

Meanwhile, Sam Worthington takes on big scorpions and sundry other Kraken-like things in the very 300-ish trailer for Louis Leterrier's Clash of the Titans remake, also with Alexa Davalos, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Danny Huston, Gemma Arterton, Pete Postlethwaite, Jason Flemyng and Mads Mikkelsen. Frankly, it sorta lost me with the lousy aggro-whiteboy rock, but ya never know. And "Titans Will Clash!"...ugh. Who were the ad wizards who came up with that one?

Take-no-guff CIA agent Angelina Jolie is forced to become a rogue asset when she's falsely outed as a Russian spy in the new trailer for Phillip Noyce's Salt, also with Liev Schreiber and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Noyce has been making international-minded prestige pics of late (Rabbit-Proof Fence, Catch a Fire, The Quiet American), so this is more of a throwback to his early Jack Ryan days (Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger.) And Jolie's never hard to watch, and I think she could make for a fun female Bond...but let's hope this is better than their last pic together, The Bone Collector (or, for that matter, Doug Liman's Mr. & Mrs. Smith, which most obviously comes to mind here.)

Donnie Darko appears to be having more trouble with the timestream (at least as far as I can ascertain without sound) in the CGI-heavy full trailer for Mike Newell's The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, with Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton (late of the last Bond), Alfred Molina, and Ben Kingsley. (Does Kingsley say no to projects anymore?) Eh, it looks like The Mummy meets one of the later Pirates movies, but I guess it could be fun in a turn-your-brain-off, two hours of air conditioning kind of way.

They don't care what's in your character bank: Paraplegic veteran Sam Worthington rolls Draenei and goes native in the brand-spankin' new second trailer for James Cameron's Avatar, also with Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Giovanni Ribisi, and Michelle Rodriguez. (Well, actually this trailer has been floating around in bootleg form for a few days now, but I figured this movie more than most needs to be judged and/or appreciated in hi-def.)

Anyway, so far, so good. Ribisi and Rodriguez seem a lot like Paul Reiser (Burke) and Jenette Goldstein (Vasquez) from Aliens respectively. And while a lot of the "Dances with Thundersmurfs" hectoring out there can be chalked up to the usual aggro-fanboy haterade, Avatar's whole central plot-line does seem pretty doggone similar to Dances With Wolves, The Last Samurai, Dune, or any other flick/book you can name where a good outsider throws in with the "noble savage" locals to beat back the massively superior technological firepower of the would-be colonialists. ("This is our land!!" It is? No, it's their land, buddy. Ease up with your bad self.)

Still, it's gonna make for some amazing eye candy, that's for sure. And as long as the Na'vi don't squeal like Ewoks or Gungans as they fight, I should be able to dig it.

As with the other day, I can't seem to make Quicktime happy at my workstation here. Nonetheless, it appears Matt Damon has gone from exposing his conjoined twin's involvement in the WMD fiasco to ending apartheid in the new trailer for Clint Eastwood's Invictus, with Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. Busy fella.

Also in today's trailer bin, two second looks at worlds gone mad: Mia Wasikowska finds Through the Looking Glass is still crazy after all these years in trailer #2 for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, also with Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Stephen Fry, Michael Sheen, Crispin Glover, Timothy Spall, and Christopher Lee. To be honest, it looks a little too Burton-y to me, if such a thing is possible for a property like Alice.

And Leonardo di Caprio is still losing his cool on The Island in trailer #2 for Martin Scorsese's recently kicked-to-2010 Shutter Island, also featuring Ben Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo, Michelle Williams, Patricia Clarkson, Elias Koteas, Jackie Earle Haley, and the eminent Max Von Sydow. Eh, this looks better than most January fare.

Somebody was going to get to the bottom of this whole WMD thing eventually -- it might as well be Jason Bour...Oh, wait, he's not Bourne this time? Well, close enough for government work. Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass reunite in the new trailer for Green Zone, verrrrry loosely based on Rajiv Chandasekaran's Imperial Life in the Emerald City and co-starring Amy Ryan, Brendan Gleeson, and Greg Kinnear. Great cast, and Greengrass hasn't missed yet -- I'm in.

Quicktime isn't playing nicely with my work PC at the moment, so I can't vouch for its quality just yet. Nonetheless, the second trailer for Joe Johnston's The Wolfman is now online. Early reports indicate that, true to form, Anthony Hopkins chews scenery herein like it's his business (and, brother, business is booming.)

After a decade in the toy chest, Woody, Buzz, and the gang finally get out of mothballs in the trailer for Pixar and Lee Unkrich's Toy Story 3. It's been 15 years since the first and ten since the second, so unclear to me why Pixar would endanger its winning streak by going back to this well now. Still, they haven't let us down yet.

Growing ever more disaffected and anti-social, Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) trades in the inkblot mask for a stripey sweater (he's kept the fedora, tho') in the new teaser for Platinum Dune's forthcoming Nightmare on Elm Street remake.

The original Nightmare was one of the cornerstone scary movies of my youth, but I'm not seeing much to recommend this one yet. And I definitely wish they'd gone more dream-surreal with it and skipped over the goofy Hannibal Rising-style backstory.

Since it's a lazy Sunday morning, which I'm about to spend watching football with one eye while catching up on work, and since it occurred to me earlier this weekend that the trifecta of Fame, Pandorum, and Surrogates just has to be the lamest movie weekend we've seen in many moons, here's the rest of the fall film schedule. If a movie is listed below without parentheses, it's on my must-see list -- Movies in paras are definitely-maybes. Also, some of these, particularly the ones in and around xmastime, may be limited release on the date given.

Out now: (The Baader-Meinhof Complex)

Oct. 2: A Serious Man. (Capitalism: A Love Story, The Invention of Lying, Whip It)

Oct. 9: (An Education, Zombieland)

Oct. 16: Where the Wild Things Are. (New York, I Love You)

Oct. 23: Amelia. (Astro Boy, Anti-Christ, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant)

Oct. 30: (Gentlemen Broncos)

Nov. 6: The Men Who Stare at Goats. (The Box)

Nov. 13: (2012, Pirate Radio)

Nov. 20: (Red Cliff)

Nov. 25: The Road. (Nine, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Me and Orson Welles)

Dec. 4: Up in the Air.

Dec. 11: The Lovely Bones. (Invictus)

Dec. 18: Avatar.

Dec. 25: The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. (Sherlock Holmes)

Ewan MacGregor learns a Jedi mind trick or two from George Clooney (and, seemingly, Lt. Lebowski) in the new trailer for Grant Heslov's The Men Who Stare at Goats, also with Kevin Spacey, Stephen Root, Robert Patrick, and (the suddenly ubiquitous) Stephen Lang. Between the stellar cast and the broad Coenesque sensibility on display, I have high hopes for this one.

Also in front of Basterds this weekend, with The Wolf Man and Avatar -- the early teaser for Christopher Nolan's Inception, with Leonardo di Caprio, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Leavitt, Ken Watanabe, Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy, Michael Caine, and Tom Berenger. Previously described as a "contemporary sci-fi actioner set within the architecture of the mind," the movie arrives Summer 2010.

Another big teaser today: Benicio Del Toro struggles with an ancient curse in the first trailer for Joe Johnston's remake of The Wolf Man, also with Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, Geraldine Chaplin, and the inimitable Hugo Weaving. The February release date gives me pause, but this actually looks better than I expected.

While much of the geekglobe, including yours truly, are still happily grooving along this week to Felicia Day's elite-level earworm, "(Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar," the King of the World has upped the stakes by releasing the teaser trailer for his much-anticipated film of the same name. (Several stills have popped online too, including first looks at Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez, Stephen Lang (late of Public Enemies), and Giovanni Ribisi. Notably missing: Zoe Saldana.) The Avatar trailer drops at 10am EST.

Update: Apple/Quicktime is failing at the moment, but French MSN has come to the rescue. So, wait, it's World of Warcraft Draenei replacing Dune's Fremen on the forest moon of Endor in 3D? Agh, screw it -- you had me at James Cameron.

The B-movie preview that went over best at the midnight District 9 (even though it blatantly rips off everything off from Constantine to Preacher to The Prophecy to The Matrix): the trailer for Scott Stewart's Legion, wherein fallen angel Paul Bettany must protect the unborn Chosen One 2.0, as well as the hardest working man in show business (Dennis Quaid) and a gaggle of other puny humans -- Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Kate Walsh, Adrianne Palicki, Willa Holland, and Charles S. Dutton -- from, apparently, the wrath of God. (If the January release date didn't tip you off, there's a way-too-long, spoileriffic red-band trailer floating around which suggests this is basically as good as it gets. Still, it made for a fun two minutes.)

Also in the trailer bin: our first look at Jared Hess' Gentlemen Broncos, with Michael Angarano (of Snow Angels), Jennifer Coolidge, Jemaine Clement, Mike White, and Sam Rockwell. I'm not a huge fan of the pedigree, tbh -- I didn't think much of Nacho Libre and thought Napoleon Dynamite was wildly overrated -- but this does have the power combo of Jemaine and Rockwell in its favor.

A big one I missed the other day (found on Vanity Fair): The trailer for Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus is now online, with Christopher Plummer, Tom Waits, Verne Troyer, Lily Cole, and, in his final performance, Heath Ledger (abetted by Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law.) Wow. Looks more Gilliamesque than anything Terry's done in years.

Ben Barnes (a.k.a. Prince Caspian) goes more than a little Wilde in the bedrooms and backalleys of London in in the teaser for Oliver Parker's Dorian Gray, also with Colin Firth and Rebecca Hall. Looks a bit Red Shoe Diaries, to be honest, but Ms. Hall is always a draw. That being said, why already show Dorian's doppelganger?

Wild Thing, I think I love you: The full trailer for Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are is now online. It'll be hard to sustain the mood of this trailer for two hours, I'd think, but this looks just about perfect.

A murdered Saiorse Ronan settles into her own personal Heaven -- as her family languishes in purgatory -- in the long-awaited trailer for Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones, also with Mark Wahlberg (not Ryan Gosling), Rachel Weisz, Susan Sarandon, Stanley Tucci, Rose McIver, Amanda Michalka, and Michael Imperioli. I wasn't a fan of the Alice Sebold novel, to be honest, but I'm very curious to see what PJ & Fran (& Brian Eno) have come up with here.

"Well, breakdowns come and breakdowns go -- what are you gonna do about it, that's what I'd like to know." For Larry Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg), a physics professor in the Midwest circa 1967, it's decision time in the "striking" brand-new trailer for Joel and Ethan Coen's A Serious Man, also starring Sari Lennick, Richard Kind, Fred Melamed, Aaron Wolff, Jessica McManus, and Adam Arkin. Always good to see the brothers back in town.

In the trailer bin of late:

In the July 4th weekend trailer bin:

Also in this weekend's trailer bin: Hillary Swank channels famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart in our first look at Mira Nair's Amelia biopic, also starring Richard Gere, Ewan MacGregor, and Christopher Eccleston. And vampire-of-the-future Ethan Hawke tries to find alternatives to a rapidly dwindling blood supply in the trailer for the Spierig brothers' B-movieish Daybreakers, also with Willem DeFoe and Isabel Lucas. They had me at Sam Neill.

Update: In a world based on the whole truth and nothing but, Ricky Gervais develops an exceedingly useful skill in the new trailer for The Invention of Lying, also with Jennifer Garner, Tina Fey, Rob Lowe, Louis C.K., Patrick Stewart, Jason Bateman, Jonah Hill, John Hodgman, Christopher Guest, Jeffrey Tambor, Nate Corddry, and, of course, Stephen Merchant. (And, if you stick around, you'll get one I missed earlier: John Cusack and child running away from scary pixels in Roland Emmerich's The Day After The Day After Tomorrow, a.k.a. 2012.)

Decision time: The trailer for Richard Kelly's The Box is now online, with Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, and Frank Langella. Hmm, I dunno. I liked the Matheson short story, and the Twilight Zone version from the '80s was solid enough. But I'm not sure how you'd pad this out to feature-length and not make it ridiculous. And, besides, Kelly still owes me money for Southland Tales.

In the trailer bin of late: Rachel McAdams gets another notebook, wherein she keeps up with the comings and goings of future husband Eric Bana, in the new preview for Robert Schwentke's The Time-Traveler's Wife. (I haven't read the book, but was hoping this movie would seem more sci-fi and less rom-com.) Robin Williams finds the Dead Poets Society life considerably less appealing after two decades in the red band trailer for Bobcat Goldthwait's World's Greatest Dad. (Definitely maybe.) And Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson take more than a few pages from Shaun of the Dead in the new trailer for Ruben Fleischer's Zombieland. It's looking missable.

In the trailer bin, gumshoe Leonardo di Caprio seems to be going slightly mad at the Massachusetts equivalent of Arkham Asylum in our first look at Martin Scorsese's adaptation of Dennis Lehane's Shutter Island, also with Mark Ruffalo, Michelle Williams, Ben Kingsley, Jackie Earle Haley, John Carroll Lynch, Emily Mortimer, Patricia Clarkson, and Max von Sydow. Hmm...Scorsese Gothic could be interesting.

Not exactly the Avatar story we're all waiting for, but nonetheless: In the near future, where cybernetics has advanced by leaps and bounds but hairpiece technology isn't doing so hot, Bruce Willis tries to catch a murderer "offline" in the new trailer for Jonathan Mostow's Surrogates, also with Radha Mitchell. Even before you throw in rasta Ving Rhames and (the underused) Rosamund Pike as the age-inappropriate wife -- she's 24 years Willis' junior IRL -- this screams "what's on TNT after the game" B-movie to me. (Then again, that pretty much sums up all of Mostow's oeuvre. But, hey, ya never know.)

And, speaking of "the return of Bruno," this has been out for awhile but has recently been officially released domestically -- the trailer for Sasha Baron Cohen's Borat follow-up, Bruno. It looks like Ron Paul needs better advance people.

Coraline: Salvation? Post-apocalyptic puppet Elijah Wood finds himself fronting another crucially important nonagonal fellowship in the new trailer for Shane Acker's 9, produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmanbetov and also starring Jennifer Connelly, Martin Landau, Christopher Plummer, Crispin Glover, and John C. Reilly. Hmm...definitely maybe.

In the trailer bin today: our disappointing first look at Guy Ritchie's "edgy" reboot of Sherlock Holmes, with Robert Downey, Jr. Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, and Mark Strong. Sadly, Watson, this showy demonstration reel has it exactly backwards. I was more intrigued by this project before watching it.

Well, we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been: In the trailer bin this week, Viggo Mortensen and Kodi Smit-McPhee scrounge for food, shelter, and solace amid the post-apocalyptic ruins -- while fending off the highly dangerous HBO all-stars (Garret Dillahunt, Michael K. Williams) -- in the trailer for John Hillcoat's long-awaited adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road, also with Charlize Theron and Robert Duvall. Having seen Hillcoat's poetic, weirdly dreamlike The Proposition, I have to think the actual movie is better than this godawful trailer would suggest. (That Survivor-ish "outwit outlast" word game is particularly dumb, and seems grifted from the much more elegant trailer for I am Legend a few years ago.)

Also new this week: The mind-meld of Larry David and Woody Allen is at last complete with the trailer for Allen's Whatever Works, also starring Evan Rachel Wood, Rebecca Clarkson, Ed Begley, Jr., Michael McKean, and Conleth Hill. Try to curb your enthusiasm.

In the wake of Wolverine comes a handful of explosion-heavy trailers for your pre-summery consumption: First up, Shia LeBoeuf and Megan Fox, as well as Tyrese, Turturro, et al, run with the robots again in the full trailer for Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Given how boring I found the first one, I'm pretty sure I'll take a pass. But, hey, if "Bayformers" is your particular cup of awesome, have at it.

If your attic harbors a different set of deteriorating toys, however, Dennis Quaid is assembling a top-notch team -- Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon-Leavitt, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park -- to avenge the Eiffel Tower in the new trailer for Stephen Sommers' GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. (That's Sommers of the woeful Van Helsing, by the way. Also, is it just me, or aren't bad summer movies completely abusing the after-the-colon-subtitle this year? It reminds me of my teaching days.)

Anyway, imo this looks really terrible, and I barely know who any of these characters are -- the ninja-fellow was called Snake Eyes, right? So the only point of interest I'm finding here, with the possible exception of the Ninth Doctor paying the bills, is Sienna Miller as the Baroness. Thing is, I already fell for that British-vixen-in-a-leather-catsuit trick once with Underworld, which was also terribad. So in the parlance of the ex-decider, "Fool me once, shame on you. Ya fool me, you can't get fooled again."

Finally -- and this one might actually be decent -- South Africans complain about the new refugee camp in their midst in the teaser for Neil Blomkamp's District 9. This has been done before with James Caan and Mandy Patinkin in Alien Nation, but I like the verite style, and it'll be interesting to see where Blogkamp (and producer Peter Jackson) go with it. Count me in.

Plenty of variety in this weekend's trailer bin: 28 Weeks Later's Jeremy Renner is the man you call if you're in the Green Zone with a bomb on hand in the trailer for Kathryn Bigelow's warmly-reviewed The Hurt Locker, also with Anthony Mackie, Brian Geraghty, Evangeline Lilly, Ralph Fiennes, David Morse, and Guy Pearce.

I guess he's just a lonely spaceman: In the trailer bin of late, Sam Rockwell may or may not be going mad at the end of a three-year lunar stint in the trailer for Duncan Jones' intriguing throwback to seventies sci-fi, Moon. (Jones, by the way, happens to be the son of Major Tom himself, David Bowie. Is he freaking you out, Bret?)

If not, the always-striking Charlotte Gainsbourg grapples with Rosemary's Baby-like visions and possible demonic visitations in this disturbing (and slightly NSFW) preview for Lars von Trier's Anti-Christ. Taken together, these beg the question: What seems like a worse idea -- trusting an artificial intelligence that sounds like Kevin Spacey or venturing deep into the woods alone with Willem DeFoe?

"All he wanted to do was go to the movies." In the most recent trailer bin, John Dillinger (Johnny Depp) has a little too much fun as Public Enemy #1 in the second trailer for Michael Mann's Public Enemies, also with Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard, and Billy Crudup. Siblings Adrien Brody and Mark Ruffalo ill-advisedly go for one last -- complicated --heist in the trailer for Rian Johnson's The Brothers Bloom, also with Rachel Weisz, Rinko Kikuchi, and Robbie Coltane. There's more trouble at work (this time of the factory variety) for Michael Bluth and Office Space/King of the Hill creator Mike Judge in this first look at Extract, starring Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Ben Affleck, Kristen Wiig, Beth Grant, and Clifton Collins, Jr. And writer-director Robert Rodriguez continues in the Spy Kids vein in the cloying new preview for Shorts, with a gaggle of kids, Jon Cryer, James Spader, and William H. Macy.

Last but not least, seemingly content they've got a winner on their hands, J.J. Abrams and Paramount begin an early publicity rollout for their big summer tentpole with this collection of new clips from Star Trek. Still unsure about both SylarSpock and the general tone of this thing, but Chris Pine's Kirk and especially Karl Urban's Bones look like they'll be good fun here.

Stand clear of the closing doors, please: In the trailer bin of late, it's Tony's Scott's remake of The Taking of the Pelham 1-2-3 (and if you want a doo doo rhyme, then come see me), starring Denzel Washington, John Travolta, John Turturro, James Gandolfini, and Greg from Flight of the Conchords (a.k.a. Frank Wood). The trailer here has got a good bit of ADD Tony Scott shakicam, and what looks to be the ending mano a mano -- so save yourself ten bucks and two hours and just watch this, if you're so inclined.

Along those lines, there was a great to-do yesterday over the leaked release of a workprint of Fox's X-Men Origins: Wolverine onto the tubes. So, if you want to catch that, it's flitting about the ether also. For my part, I don't think I care enough about this movie to even spend the requisite time downloading it, much less watching the durned thing. And that goes double after the botch job that was X3 and Fox mucking about with Watchmen a few months ago.

Sure, Fox Searchlight still distributes some quality films, but Fox itself of late has been where once-decent properties (FF, Die Hard, X-Files, Aliens, Predator) go to die. (Let's hope James Cameron is keeping the studio's greasy hands away from Avatar.) The hackmeister currently in charge of Fox, Tom Rothman, is once rumored to have quipped "F**k the fans. We already have their money anyway." Well actually, in this case, you don't.

"I didn't want to wake you up, but I really want to show you something." The teaser for Spike Jonze's long-awaited adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are appears on the Interweb (after debuting on Ellen this morning.) Along with Max Record, Catherine Keener, and Mark Ruffalo, WTWTA includes voice-work by James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara, Forest Whitaker, Lauren Ambrose, and Chris Cooper.

"I've been waiting for this day my whole life, this day of reckoning." Some choice offerings from the rest of the Watchmen trailer bin, which are now online: Harry digs deep into the memory hole to Anakin up He-Who Must-Not-Be-Named in the second preview for David Yates' Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. (To be honest, I think I might've missed the first trailer from last November (at the same link) -- that one's not bad either.) Iowan ne'er-do-well James Tiberius Kirk straightens up and flies right in a preview for J.J. Abrams' Star Trek of epic scope. Hugh Jackman dons the claws once more in another look at Gavin Hood's X-Men Origins: Wolverine. (Meh, bub.) And an animated Ed Asner braves floating houses, boy scouts, and talking dogs in the newest trailer for Pixar's UP. Pixar will go wrong someday -- this doesn't look to be it.

A late addition to today's trailer bin: Lawman Christian Bale tracks down the nefarious and freewheelin' John Dillinger, nee Johnny Depp, in the new trailer for Michael Mann's Public Enemies, also with Marion Cotillard and Billy Crudup. Looks like Mann is continuing in the hi-def verité style of Collateral and Miami Vice. (By the way, if you watch High Fidelity between now and July, be careful: Cusack spoils the ending.)

In the trailer bin, those confounded, robotic death merchants of the Skynet corporation have the temerity to wander into John Connor's eyeline in the Sam Worthington-centric teaser for McG's Terminator: Salvation. (I'll probably see this come May, but I'm still not really seeing the point -- Well, I guess the ten bucks accompanying my fanboy due diligence probably is the point.) And Six Feet Under's Ben Foster awakens to a very Event Horizon-ish situation in the far reaches of space in the new trailer for Christian Alvart's Pandorum (I can't say the words "from the producers of Resident Evil" instill much in the way of confidence, but Dennis Quaid used to have a pretty good eye for appealing, low-budge genre projects -- Enemy Mine, Dreamscape -- so here's hoping.)

Can't say I cared much for the first one. Nevertheless, the teaser for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is now online, and it looks like it's shaping up to be the Mother of All Michael Bay movies, and might possibly be fun with the appropriate lubrication.

Look alive, privates: The teaser for Quentin Tarantino's forthcoming WWII epic, Inglourious Basterds, is now online, starring (among others) Brad Pitt with a 'stache and nasty neck scar, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Daniel Brühl, B. J. Novak, Maggie Cheung, Julie Dreyfus, Mike Myers, and Rod Taylor

Hmm. So far, I'm not feeling it. Even notwithstanding the aggravatingly misspelled title, both this and the overly-jubilant AICN set review make Basterds sound like WWII torture porn, or at best another installment of Tarantino wallowing in his grindhouse and Z-movie fetishes for two hours. (See also KB1, KB2, Death Proof.) I hope I'm wrong, and that this is a return to the form of the Reservoir Dogs-to-Jackie Brown years. But, as a AICN talkbacker aptly noted, it's looking more and more as if QT has gone the self-indulgent, self-derivative way of Brian DePalma.

"Have you ever wished for a different life? Be careful what you wish for." Via AICN, a decidedly creepy new trailer for Henry Selick's stop-motion Coraline appears online. Some of that eerie seam-splitting business looks like Nightmare Before Christmas by way of the Brothers Quay.

As seen several times over the weekend, Clive Owen and Julia Roberts play cloak-and-dagger in the world of corporate espionage -- and cat-and-mouse with each other -- in the trailer for Tony Gilroy's Duplicity, also starring Tom Wilkinson, Paul Giamatti, Denis O'Hare, and Tom McCarthy. (Gilroy's last project, Michael Clayton, was good enough to give this a run, even if it does look a bit Mr. & Mrs. Smith-ish.)

Dark City meets Cool World and/or Inkheart by way of Alice in Wonderland? AICN points the way to the trailer for a bizarre and intriguing British import, Franklyn, starring Eva Green, Bernard Hill, Control's Sam Riley, and Ryan Phillippe as apparently some kind of steampunk Rorschach. Well, I like the art direction, if nothing else.

Disheveled journalist Russell Crowe finds that the story of a murdered intern leads him (naturally) to a darker conspiracy in the new trailer for Kevin MacDonald's State of Play. Based on the John Simm/David Morrissey/Bill Nighy BBC series, it also stars Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams, Helen Mirren, Robin Wright Penn, Jason Bateman, Jeff Daniels, Harry Lennix...and neither Brad Pitt nor Edward Norton.

Times are tough, bub. In a clear sign that the economic downturn is affecting actors and celebrities as much as it is ordinary working people, Danny Huston and Liev Schreiber pay off their mortgages alongside Hugh Jackman in the new trailer for Gavin Hood's X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Ok, I kid, this doesn't look completely terrible. But some of the shots here -- particularly Jackman walking away from the explosion, hanging on to that chopper, or otherwise engaged in wire-fu -- definitely have that C-movie, Punisher: War Zone feel to them. And after the directorial switcheroo that brought about the lamentable X3: The Last Stand (which has an equally overburdened title, come to think of it -- what's with the colons?), I'm not all that inclined to look charitably on Fox's handling of this property anymore.

Fanboy-wise, I had mostly checked out of X-Men by the time they began revisiting Wolvie's origin every other year -- most of the stuff I do remember involved Kitty Pryde and feudal Japan -- so I can't really speak to what's going on in this clip in terms of comic continuity. That being said, I've always thought the cajun mutant cardslinger Gambit (here, Friday Night Lights' Taylor Kitsch, no pun intended) was a pretty goofy, throwaway character, n'est-ce-pas, mes amis? It is interesting to see (I think) Emma Frost pop up for a second, but, again, I'm much more familiar with the character in her old, Hellfire Club incarnation, before she pulled a Magneto somewhere along the line and got retconned into a X-member. (And I always thought, movie-wise, they should've cast Rosamund Pike for the White Queen, particularly in her ice-castle incarnation from the otherwise-completely-forgettable Die Another Day.)

If that's your man, then tag him in: Darren Aronofsky of Pi, Requiem for a Dream, and The Fountain takes his stab at the 'rasslin form in the new trailer for The Wrestler, with Mickey Rourke, Marisa Tomei, and Evan Rachel Wood. Looks interesting enough, if a bit Sunday-afternoon-on-IFC-ish.

Among the bountiful harvest that is the Quantum of Solace trailer crop...

Trailer rights to use Philip Glass and Muse? Several thousand dollars. Lawyers to haggle out an armistice among warring studios? Millions. Finally getting a Watchmen film up and made? Priceless. Costumed heroes (the Voice-of-Mastercard among them) investigate the death of a Comedian in the story-heavy second trailer for Zack Snyder's Watchmen.

I'm all over the place on this one. There are some real red flags here -- all the Snydery slo-mo shots of Malin Ackerman's hair, for example -- and some of the dialogue feels as stiff and expository as the ponderous take-a-meeting scenes in 300. Then again, as with the first trailer, I'm still having trouble just wrapping my mind around the fact that they finally made a Watchmen movie. So I'm inclined to be charitable, and the little flourishes throughout (Rorschach's mask moves!) appeal to my inner fanboy regardless. (Also, while Jackie Earle Hale's Bale-Batman-growl may be a tad distracting, it's hard to imagine Rorschach with any other kind of voice.) For now, I'll call it a push.

In the trailer bin of late:

Don't drink the water...With Michael Gambon looking and sounding more Gandalfian than ever, the international trailer for David Yates' Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is now online. Well, ok then.

As featured in the Spike awards last night, an extended version of Zack Snyder's Watchmen trailer arrives online. I'm liking the Galactus-y feel of Dr. Manhattan's moments, but the slo-mo Snyderisms here (the doomed flight of the Comedian notwithstanding) still give me pause.

Update: Speaking of which, said flight is now captured in a spiffy new Watchmen teaser poster, above.

"A man only gets a couple of chances in life. It won't be long before he's sitting around wondering how he got to be second-rate." Lots of choice stuff in today's trailer bin: First up, President Josh Brolin braves pretzels, Poppa Bush, and enough JD to kill a small horse in this fun extended trailer for Oliver Stone's W. (I can't wait.) Elsewhere, Frank Miller borrows from Robert Rodriguez, who, of course, borrowed from him, to mine Will Eisner's back-catalog in this short new teaser for The Spirit. (I'm still not sold.)

Also up recently, Kate Winslet and Leonardo di Caprio forsake the Titanic to suffocate in the suburbs in the first trailer for Sam Mendes' Revolutionary Road. (Ok, altho' it looks Little Children-ish.) Tom Cruise leads an all-star team of character actors in a plot to kill Hitler in the second trailer for Bryan Singer's Valkyrie. And Brad Pitt moves from age to wisdom in the second trailer for David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. (Not as haunting as the teaser, but close.) I gotta say, it's good to finally hit the Oscar stretch for 2008 -- I haven't seen nearly enough movies this year.

Update: One more, via LMG: Philip Seymour Hoffman puts on a play -- and gets stuck waiting in the wings -- in the trailer for Charlie Kaufman's much-anticipated Synecdoche, New York, also starring Hope Davis, Catherine Keener, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Dianne Wiest, Emily Watson, and Michelle Williams.

Update 2: Ok, what with Marky Mark, Ludacris, Bridges the Lesser, the lousy whiteboy angst-metal, and the highly Matrix-derivative gun-fu and explosions throughout, the recent trailer for John Moore's Max Payne looks Skinemax bad. But, then again, it does have The Wire's Jamie Hector (Marlo) briefly playing Exposition Guy with an island accent, so that's enough for a link. Hey, I'm easily amused.

"I don't think there will ever be another career quite like mine. It can't be duplicated. I came into the field of movie promos just as it was being born. I had the opportunity to work in virtually every style, mostly reading copy that I had written or co-written. Many of the younger narrators of today grew up hearing me. And right or wrong, it became a sort of template for how trailers should be read." Don LaFontaine, 1940-2008.

Alas, the pride of Lordaeron has succumbed to darkness...and why do I get the sense I and 24 of my friends are going to have to do something about it? The impressive new Arthas-themed trailer for WoW: Wrath of the Lich King is now online.

Incoming! That whistling sound you may hear in the background is James Woods, Kelsey Grammar, and assorted other C-listers in search of a paycheck veritably screaming down the Murphometer after I just witnessed the trailer for An American Carol, a.k.a. David Zucker's new spoof for -- alas, not of -- right-wing idiots. When Bill O'Reilly's in your ad and he's not the butt of the punchline, you know there's trouble. (And, what, was Stephen Baldwin busy? Somehow, I doubt it.) Unfortunately, however funny Airplane was, Zucker seems to have lost his mind some time ago.

In today's trailer bin, AD, Superbad, and Juno's Michael Cera hones his (very-quality) schtick in the John Hughes-ish preview for Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. (Alas, despite Cera's talent, this looks bad and/or I'm too old for it.) Meanwhile, Benicio del Toro tries to gets a revolution off the ground in the Spanish-language trailer for Steven Soderbergh's Che: The Argentine (a.k.a. part 1 of his four-hour Che double feature, with Guerrilla.) I can't understand a word of it, but it looks promising.

In anticipation of the HP & The Half-Blood Prince trailer, which should be on later tonight, USA Today scores two stills from the forthcoming sixth Potter film, including this one of young Tom Riddle looking Omen-ish. (Conveniently, he's played by Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, Ralph Fiennes' nephew.)

Update: "I can make things move without touching them. I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. I can speak to snakes too. They find me, whisper things..." And here it is. (Link sent via Raza.)

Hide the war plans and lock up the booze: The teaser for Oliver Stone's W leaks on Youtube, starring Josh Brolin (W), Elizabeth Banks (Laura), James Cromwell (41), Ellen Burstyn (Bar), Ioan Gruffudd (Blair), Jeffrey Wright (Powell), Thandie Newton (Rice), Toby Jones (Rove), Scott Glenn (Rummy), and Richard Dreyfuss (Cheney). it should be up officially tomorrow.

"The world will look up and shout, 'Save Us!,' and I will whisper, 'No.'" Forget midnight -- the teaser for Zack Snyder's Watchmen has leaked. I must say, Dr. Manhattan looks better than I had anticipated (I like the money shot of him, the American Superpower, in 'Nam), Rorschach looks great, and the Comedian seems ok, but I have quibbles with Ozymandias (too young), Nite-Owl (too buff) and Silk Spectre (too vamp). Still, I'll reserve full judgment until I've watched it a few dozen more times. In the meantime, how weird is it that there's actually a trailer for Watchmen out? We seem to be living in the Golden Age of comic book movies. Update: Like most things in this world, it looks much better in HD.

Update 2: "Based on footage Snyder screened for EW, at least, the work seems to have been worth it. Multiple scenes -- the Comedian's murder, Rorschach's introduction, Dr. Manhattan's origin, and a hypnotic title sequence that shutter-flies through the history of Watchmen America, set to Bob Dylan's 'The Times They Are A-Changin' — suggest a film that may capture more of Watchmen than anyone thought possible." Hrm. Watchmen makes the EW Comicon cover -- see below -- and their story includes the first pic of Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter. Sadly, Ozy's still not looking so hot...maybe they should've gone with Jude Law of the Rorschach tattoo, since he was practically begging for the part. (And is it just me or does Crudup-Manhattan look eerily like Kevin Spacey?)

Update 3: Speaking of Sally Jupiter, AICN scores a pinup of the heroine, in the style of Alberto Vargas and in keeping with the WWII-era aesthetic of The Minutemen.

Leonardo di Caprio and Russell Crowe find their CIA jurisdictions overlapping in the new trailer for Ridley Scott's Body of Lies. Hmmm, maybe.

Also in TDK's trailer bin tomorrow, this early look at Christian Bale in McG's Terminator: Salvation. Even with Bale aboard, I still get bad Alien v. Predator vibes from this whole project.

The trailer for Frank Miller's take on Will Eisner's The Spirit leaks, and it's a strange one, seemingly combining the visual atmosphere of Sin City with the gender economy of Dave Sim...and that doesn't even get into Nazi Samuel L. It looks like it could be a trainwreck, but I'll put this on the maybe pile.

Klaatu Barada Nikto...the trailer for Scott Derrickson's remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still, with Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, and Jon "Don Draper" Hamm, is now online. (Here's the Youtube version. Apparently, it's playing in front of Hancock, which -- after being burned by Wanted -- I'm now inclined to skip.

What, you mean he's gone rogue again? Fresh off Casino Royale, Daniel Craig returns as 007 in the new trailer for Marc Forster's Quantum of Solace, and M doesn't seem too happy about it.

In the trailer bin, Shia LaBoeuf and Michelle Monaghan take orders from GLaDOS in the new trailer for D.J. Caruso's Eagle Eye, also with Billy Bob Thornton, Rosario Dawson, Michael Chiklis, and Anthony Mackie. And Guy Ritchie tries to conjure up some of that old Lock Stock mojo in the trailer for the very Ritchie-esque Rocknrolla, starring Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, Thandie Newton, Idris Elba, Jeremy Piven,and Ludacris. I'd say these are both on the Maybe list.

"I was born under unusual circumstances." The moody and mesmerizing teaser for David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, from the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald and youtubed in Spanish a few weeks ago, is now officially online, and in hi-def.

By way of Bitten Tongue (who does a nice job of highlighting its provenance), Cinematical gets its hands on the poster for the Coen Brothers' forthcoming Burn After Reading, with John Malkovich, Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand, George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Richard Jenkins, David Rasche, and J.K. Simmons. (The trailer is here.)

Update: And, behold! An international teaser trailer for Burn hits the tubes. Update 2: And here's a slightly different domestic version.

No longer fighting over Christian Bale, Rebecca Hall and Scarlett Johansson get caught up in complications with Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz in the trailer for Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona, also starring Patricia Clarkson. The word from Cannes was that Allen may be back in form after the insubstantial Scoop and the atrocious Cassandra's Dream, so here's hoping for the best.

Hey, Anthony Daniels gotta eat...It's another new trailer for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, due out in August. (This time, it's meant to look cartoony.)

In the trailer bin, assassin-prodigy James McAvoy foregoes the doldrums of cubicle life for quality time with Angelina Jolie in the new domestic trailer for Timur Bekmambetov's Wanted, a.k.a. this summer's big dumb Matrix-y action flick (and, mind you, I don't mean that perjoratively in the slightest.) And director Alex Gibney of Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room and Taxi to the Dark Side takes on the Good Doctor in the new trailer for Gonzo: The Life and Work of Hunter S. Thompson. Not sure if the latter will make it to this area, but I'm looking forward to it.

"Osborne Cox? I thought you might be worried...about the security of your s**t." So the Coens followed up their last Oscar winner (Fargo) with an out-and-out comedy masterpiece (The Big Lebowski.) And, after NCFOM? We can only hope...Now online: The new red-band trailer for the Coens' Burn After Reading, starring John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Richard Jenkins, J.K. Simmons, and David Rasche. (If you don't truck with iTunes, it's also available here.) Looks like great fun (and after The Dark Knight, this is probably my most-anticipated film right now.)

As seen in front of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (twice), Brad Pitt goes back in time in the trailer for David Fincher's Curious Case of Benjamin Button, from the story by F. Scott Fitzgerald and also featuring Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton, Taraji P. Henson, Jason Flemyng, Elias Koteas and Julia Ormond. (Until it officially is released, this is the Spanish-language version.) Looks intriguing...and is it just me, or is it exceedingly strange to see Swinton and Blanchett in the same film?

Also in today's trailer bin: Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino look for two full hours of that Heat magic in the second preview for Jon Avnet's Righteous Kill, also starring Carla Gugino, John Leguizamo, 50 Cent, Brian Dennehy, and Donnie Wahlberg. (I'm not sold yet, even if Inside Man's Russell Gewirtz is the scribe.) And, over in former Soviet Union, the new international, R-rated trailer for Timur Bekmambetov's Wanted pops up on the grid, with James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Common, Terrence Stamp, and Thomas Kretschmann. Definitely maybe...although Night Watch had a good preview too.

Update: I neglected to post this one the other day: Uptown girl Nicole Kidman and cowboy Hugh Jackman find love during World War II in the trailer for Baz Luhrmann's historical epic Australia. Not really my cup of tea, but you never know.

In today's trailer bin, Atonement's Saiorse Ronan must save her own post-apocalyptic Zion in the new teaser for Gil Kenan's City of Ember, from the children's book by Jeanne Duprau (which I'm not at all familiar with). I'm not quite sold by this trailer, but an eclectic bunch is coming along for the ride: Bill Murray, Tim Robbins, Harry Treadaway, Martin Landau, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Toby Jones and Mary Kay Place.

Agents Mulder and Scully emerge out of mothballs to investigate the mystery of albino Billy Connolly in the new trailer for The X-Files: I Want to Believe. (And it looks like Leoben is skulking around too.) I want to believe...this'll be more than just a cash-grab.

Milking a cash bantha, or beating a dead tauntaun? You be the judge: The new trailer for Star Wars: The Clone Wars is now online. On the bright side, it can be terrible and still be better than Attack of the Clones.

In the weekend trailer bin, Will Smith is legend, whether we like it or not, in the full trailer for Peter Berg's Hancock, also with Jason Bateman & Charlize Theron. And last week's Indy boot goes legit: Behold the trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. (I dunno...Is it just me, or does Cate Blanchett seem hammier than a drunken Anthony Hopkins?) Also, The Dark Knight trailer follows suit tomorrow.

Update: The Dark Knight trailer is now up. Also, Aaron Eckhart seems to let slip a pretty major plot point in an interview with the LA Times. If you're staying spoiler-free, don't read this one (or Moriarty's telegraphing of the same here.)

Along with a slew of new posters (see also the snazzy 9/11ish one at Quiddity), The Dark Knight begins its trailer rollout today with -- of course -- another worldwide Joker-run scavenger hunt. (I for one am loving the confluence of my interests that is Jokerized dead-presidents.) In any case, once we budding fanboy detectives run the info through the Batcomputer and get to the bottom of it all, I'll post the new trailer here...

Update: After the scavenger hunt and some anagram work and duck-shooting, it seems the trailer will be here...next Sunday. (Presumably, it premieres before Iron Man on Friday.) Sunday? Now, that wasn't very nice.

Update 2: "This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it to them." In pure Joker fashion, it's been Kramerized and Youtubed regardless. Extremely poor quality, but this'll do until the trouble gets here. (I could do without the post-title goofiness, to be honest, but Heath's Joker still seems scarily spot-on.) Update 3: While bootlegs of the clip keep getting shut down (if you haven't caught it yet, it's still up here at io9), the "Jokerized" version of the trailer, handed out to raffle winners in the viral game, is nevertheless now on the tubes.

We're an action movie, honest! The new trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian is now online. I'll admit to having no real connection to the Narnia books (other than the first one). Still, this looks like little more than two hours of WETA-enhanced air conditioning to me.

In the trailer bin of late, veteran comic writer Frank Miller (possibly soon of Hardboiled) jumps to the silver screen in the new trailer for Sin City...uh, The Spirit. And Steve Coogan spreads the Gospel of Sexy Jesus in the recent redband trailer for Hamlet 2, i.e. one of the South Park guys' take on Waiting for Guffman. This looks like it might try too hard, but I'll probably see it for Coogan (and that scene with the cat.)

Also up as of the weekend, courtesy of NY Comiccon: lots of spoilers for Indy 4 and a description of the next Dark Knight trailer. (I'm trying to avoid them both, although I may have snuck a peek at the latter.)

In case you haven't already gotten the gist of it, a really long trailer for the Wachowski's Speed Racer is now online. This still looks mostly headache-inducing to me, to be honest. But I've seen so few movies this spring (as in, well, none) that I expect I'll probably indulge once the summer begins in earnest.

By way of Bitten Tongue, the teaser trailer for Fernando Meirelles' Blindness is now online. From the book by José Saramago, it stars Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Gael Garcia Bernal, Danny Glover, and Sandra Oh. I'm not as big on City of God and The Constant Gardener as a lot of people, but this looks intriguing.

It's the Burning Legion vs. the forces of Tempest Keep, with the U.S. of A. caught in the middle, in the full trailer for Guillermo del Toro's Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Looks like a healthy dollop of summer fun, if nothing else.

In the trailer bin, the full-length preview for Tropic Thunder, with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Steve Coogan, Nick Nolte, and, uh, Robert Downey Jr. in blackface. (Downey's got a pretty high degree of difficulty here to not crash and burn, obviously, but my guess is he'll probably be less off-putting than Fred Armisen's cringeworthy Obama.) And, while it's probably straight-to-video, I like the admittedly gimmicky premise: the trailer for Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Undead, i.e. Hamlet with vampires.

Hulk smash? Or does Hulk whine for two hours about his condition like last time? The rather underwhelming teaser for Louis Leterrier's The Incredible Hulk is now online. (I had hopes for Norton, but it looks like, if anyone saves this film from summer mediocrity, it'll be Tim Roth.) Meanwhile, Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts, Deathly Hallows, has been split into two films, both directed by Order's David Yates and coming out in 2010 and 2011 respectively. If it's at all like the book, I guess there was just too much camping in the English countryside to fit in one film.

I missed these the other day, but via Bitten Tongue, two new international trailers for the Wachowskis' Speed Racer are now online. You might want to stay away if you have any propensity for epileptic seizures. Also out today, the final trailer for Pixar's WALL-E: Lonely boy-robot meets egg-shaped girl-robot, gets lost amid the stars. Pretty standard, really. Update: The full domestic trailer for Speed Racer is up, now with 95% more Susan Sarandon. (And, I'm not sure if I've mentioned it before, but Matthew Fox as Racer-X is a stroke of genius.)

Robert Downey, Jr. suits up to face Obadiah Stane (a.k.a. the Bald Lebowski) in a spiffy all-new trailer for Jon Favreau's Iron Man. As with the two previous teasers, this looks surprisingly enjoyable, and may hopefully end up being Marvel's best product since Spiderman 2 and X2.

In the trailer bin, Keanu Reeves gets all Training Day up in here in the trailer for David Ayers' Street Kings (formerly The Night Watchman), also starring Forrest Whitaker, Common, The Game, Hugh Laurie, and Chris Evans. (Perhaps more importantly, it's penned by James Ellroy of L.A. Confidential.) And Jet Li and Jackie Chan join forces to train a fish-out-of-water apprentice in the trailer for Rob Minkoff's The Forbidden Kingdom. Um, even notwithstanding the Mortal Kombat cheese here, didn't Jet Li say he was done with martial arts epics after Fearless? I guess it's a Jay-Z thing. (By the way, our first look at Indy 4 will be Valentine's Day.)

"We have company." Big Red, Selma, Pa Bluth, Abe Sapien, & co are back fighting Cthulhuian monstrosities (and what look to be Warcraft blood elves) in the new trailer for Guillermo del Toro's Hellboy II: The Golden Army. I said of the first one that del Toro deserves another chance to tell a crackling Hellboy story without being burdened with all the origin stuff. So, hopefully, this'll be more fun from the word go.

"You're the kind of cocktail that comes on like sugar but gives you a kick in the head." Star and director George Clooney takes a period-piece page from his Coen buddies in the new trailer for his football comedy Leatherheads, also with John Krazinski and Renee Zellweger. Given Clooney's track record with Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and Good Night, and Good Luck, I'd probably have seen this anyway. But throw in the mid-twenties flavor and Brazil's Jonathan Pryce and it's a lock.

"If I grew up in a farm, and I was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't!" As seen in front of Juno, two Irish gangsters hide out in deepest, darkest Belgium in the trailer for Michael McDonagh's crime-comedy In Bruges. Ralph Fiennes may be overdoing Ben Kingsley's Sexy Beast schtick just a bit, but I do like the idea of a Colin Farrell-Brendan Gleeson buddy movie, and it looks like Clemence Poesy (i.e. Fleur Delacour) and Ciaran Hinds (of Munich and Margot) are skulking about as well.

As seen in front of The Golden Compass, Brendan Fraser and daughter (Eliza Bennett -- no, not that one) accidentally unleash the evil of Andy Serkis upon the world in the new trailer for Iain Softley's Inkheart, from the fantasy novel by Cornelia Funke. Even I'm getting fantasy fatigue at this point, particularly given what New Line just wrought with Compass. Still, this one does have a fun cast: Also along for the ride are Paul Bettany, Helen Mirren, Jim Broadbent, and Jamie Foreman.

Timed to release with The Golden Compass this Friday, the trailer for Andrew Adamson's The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian is now online. Liam Neeson and the kids are back again (if a little older), while replacing Tilda Swinton, James McAvoy, and Ray Winstone in the support department are Ben Barnes (of Stardust), Warwick Davis, and Peter Dinklage (of The Station Agent.)

As seen in front of The Mist this evening, Jack Black and Mos Def (are forced to) star in lo-fi remakes of your favorite films in the new trailer for Michel Gondry's Be Kind Rewind, also starring Danny Glover, Mia Farrow, and Melonie Diaz. This looks more than a little ridiculous, but, after Science of Sleep, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, and especially Eternal Sunshine, I'll check out whatever Gondry is up to. (And Mos Def is always watchable...but where are the Swanky Modes?)

In the trailer bin, which should be teeming over soon with Thanksgiving upon us: Did Bosworth break up the band? Across the Universe's Jim Sturgess forgoes the Beatles for a blackjack team in the trailer for Robert Luketic's 21 (a.k.a. Ben Mezrich's Bringing Down the House), also starring Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth, and Lawrence Fishburne. Nature documentarian Steve Zahn goes on the trail of Bigfoot in the so-so trailer for Fred Wolf's Strange Wilderness, also with Allen Covert, Mac Guy, Jonah Hill, Ernest Borgnine, Jeff Garlin, and Joe Don Baker. And Frodo (Elijah Wood) and (animated) Aragorn (John Hurt) team up to solve a string of horrific math-tinged crimes in the Spanish-language trailer for Alex de la Iglesia's The Oxford Murders, from the book by Guillermo Martinez. Doubt I'll see any of these, but you never know. Update And another: Don't say Lovecraft didn't try to warn us...something Huge, Malevolent, and (hopefully) Cthulhuian stalks the streets of New York in the new trailer for JJ Abrams' monster movie Cloverfield.

As Claus von Stauffenberg, Col. Tom Cruise (sporting a funky, funky eyepatch, man) plots to kill Adolf Hitler in the new trailer for Bryan Singer's Valkryie, also starring Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson, Terence Stamp, and Eddie Izzard. Hmmm, maybe.

"I can't keep doing this on my own...with these people." Making it online of late, a new domestic trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's There Will Be Blood, and a new international teaser for Jon Favreau's Iron Man. (The original clips are here and here.)

The Matrixish trailer for Timur Bekmambetov's Wanted is now online. Based on a Mark Millar graphic novel I haven't read, it stars James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Terrence Stamp, and Thomas Kretchmann. Well, that's a solid cast, but I dunno...this looks goofy, and I didn't really cotton to Night Watch.

Congressman Tom Hanks bends the House rules for the mujahideen in Afghanistan in the new trailer for Mike Nichols' Charlie Wilson's War (from the book by George Crile), also starring Julia Roberts, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, and Ned Beatty. Hmmm...it looks a bit like Volunteers.

By way of Freakgirl, the trailer for Doug Liman's Jumper is now online, starring Hayden Christiansen, Samuel L. Jackson, Jamie Bell, Rachel Bilson, Diane Lane, Michael Rooker, and Tom Hulce. As I noted in this 2006 Comic-Con post, the book by Steven Gould is a concise, clever and well-thought-out take on teleportation...but I don't remember a second jumper, or Jackson's character being nearly as menacing. (Perhaps he's still ticked about the whole Episode III thing.)

A brand new trailer for The Golden Compass materializes online, and apparently Christopher Lee (Magisterium Big Bad), Freddie Highmore (voice of Pantalamion), and Ian McKellen (voice of Iorek) have all signed up for duty in Chris Weitz's film. They join Dakota Blue Richards, Daniel Craig, Nicole Kidman, Eva Green, and Sam Elliot (the latter as Lee Scoresby, but reeking of The Big Lebowski.)

The trailer for Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Sasha Baron Cohen, Alan Rickman, and Timothy Spall, is now online. Burton wants me to see a bloody musical? I dunno.

[Update 3/26/08: Welcome. My review of No Country for Old Men is here, and the film review archive is here.]

The Coen Brothers' No Country For Old Men, my most anticipated movie of the fall season, has a new trailer out. The film stars Josh Brolin, Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, Kelley MacDonald, Woody Harrelson, Stephen Root, and Garret Dillahunt, and it looks frickin' fantastic. (And, also up this evening, a new trailer for Aliens v. Predator: Requiem. It looks...less fantastic.)

"I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I see the worst in people. I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed." One thing about catching four movies in a row: you get used to the same trailers. And, along with the preview for Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited, two I hadn't yet seen kept popping up. First, the full trailer for There Will Be Blood, Paul Thomas Anderson's upcoming adaptation of Upton Sinclair's Oil!, starring Daniel Day Lewis and Little Miss Sunshine's Paul Dano. (I've had adverse reaction to P.T.A. films in the past, most notably Magnolia and Punch-Drunk Love, but Day-Lewis is always a draw.) And James McAvoy and Keira Knightley live out the consequences of a child's lapse in judgment in the trailer for the film version of Ian McEwan's Atonement, also starring Romola Garai. It looks like my impressions of the book, I'll give it that.

The trailer for Richard Kelly's much-anticipated Southland Tales, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Seann William Scott, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mandy Moore, Justin Timberlake, Miranda Richardson, Cheri Oteri, Janeane Garofolo, Nora Dunn, Jon Lovitz, Kevin Smith, Amy Poehler, John Larroquette, Bai Ling, Wallace Shawn, Christopher Lambert, and Wood "Avon Barksdale" Harris -- Yeah, I know, weird, right? -- is now online. I just hope it's more like the theatrical Donnie Darko than it is the director's cut.

In Marvel news, the the teaser for Jon Favreau's take on Iron Man, with Robert Downey, Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Terence Howard, and Jeff Bridges, is now officially online. (Basically, it's a shortened version of the Comicon clip.) And has Matthew Vaughn found his Thor in Kevin McKidd of HBO's Rome and Trainspotting? Possibly maybe...if so, that's not half-bad.

In case you missed it or were otherwise dissuaded by the lousy format last time, the teaser for Todd Haynes' off-kilter Bob Dylan biopic I'm Not There is now officially online, along with a new red-band trailer for Robert Zemeckis' stab at Beowulf. Definitely catching the former, probably seeing the latter.

Another recent trailer: 20th Century Fox tries to reestablish two botched franchises with a not-inconsiderable smattering of gore in the new red-band preview for Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. After embarrassing themselves with the last one, which I could only sit through about twenty minutes of on HBO, I highly doubt I'll be paying money for this, even despite my fondness for the original Alien films. (Which reminds me, that Ellen Ripley DirecTV ad kinda makes me feel sad inside.)

Sorry, Harvey: Javier Bardem's sinister Anton Chigurh has stolen your signature move... Two new trailers for the Coens' much-anticipated No Country for Old Men, based on the (solid) Cormac McCarthy novel and starring Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Kelly MacDonald, Garret Dillahunt, and Steven Root, are now online at the official site.

Speaking of I'm Not There, the Todd Hayne's new Dylan biopic has a teaser out, where you can catch brief glimpses of all the varied permutations of Bob. (Blanchett, Bale, Ledger, Gere, Whishaw, et al.) And, also in the trailer bin, Woody Allen ventures back into Match Point territory with Ewan MacGregor, Colin Farrell, Tom Wilkinson, and newcomer Hayley Atwell in the new (French-subtitled) preview for Cassandra's Dream. And John C. Reilly brings to life one of Dylan's formative influences in the parody-heavy trailer for Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, brought to you by the Freaks & Geeks team of Jake Kasdan and Judd Apatow and also starring Jenna Fischer, Kristen Wiig, and Tim Meadows (as well as Jack White as Elvis and Paul Rudd, Jack Black, Mac Guy, and Jason Schwartzman as John, Paul, George, and Ringo.)

Some recent trailers of a political bent: Sen. Tom Cruises urges stay the course, journalist Meryl Streep harbors doubts, and guidance counselor Robert Redford soapboxes like it's going out of style in the full trailer for Redford's Lions for Lambs, also with Peter Berg, Derek Luke, and Michael Pena. Or, if you take your Meryl dark, Reese Witherspoon's Arabic husband falls awry in the CIA secret prison system (or does he?) in the more compelling trailer for Rendition, also with Streep, Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Alan Arkin, J.K. Simmons, and Omar Metwally. Elsewhere, an Afghani emigre (Khalid Abdalla) ventures home, into the realm of the Taliban, to honor the last wish of a childhood friend in Marc Forster's version of Khaled Hosseini's The Kite Runner. And, for more historically-minded muckraking, Ed Harris, Helen Mirren, Harvey Keitel, and Bruce Greenwood join alums Nicholas Cage, Diane Kruger, Jon Voight, and Justin Bartha in unlocking the hidden mysteries of the presidency in the trailer for National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets. (A totally cheesy b-movie, to be sure, but I enjoyed the first one more than the ponderous Da Vinci Code.)

In today's trailer bin, a double dose of Joaquin: Cop Mark Wahlberg and nightclub impresario Phoenix try to live up to the expectations of their father (Robert Duvall) on either side of the law in the new trailer for We Own the Night, also with Eva Mendes. (It lost me about the time "Heart of Glass" stopped.) And the lives of Phoenix and wife Jennifer Connelly are overturned by a hit-and-run involving Mark Ruffalo in this look at Reservation Road, also with Mira Sorvino. (This looks better, but both of these trailers give away far too much.)

Even more Comic-Con riches: A new, extended, walk-you-through-the-plot trailer for The Golden Compass is now online, and it looks...well, to be honest, it looks pretty darn good! Big ups to the art direction and casting people -- Iorek (the polar bear), the daemons (particularly Miss Coulter's twisted golden monkey), and the main players (Lyra, Lord Asriel, Mrs. Coulter, Lee Scoresby) all look note-perfect.

Also from Comic-Con, director Jon Favreau reveals an extensive (You-tubed) trailer for Iron Man. I've never been a huge fan of the comic, to be honest, but this looks much better than I anticipated (and the cast -- Robert Downey, Jr., Terence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges -- is solid regardless.)

The fanboy/fangirl nation is once again congregating in San Diego this weekend for Comic-Con, so expect a lot of news on that front over the coming days, including more word from Indy 4 (including probably the title) and maybe even (fingers crossed) a Dark Knight teaser. First up, tho', the new trailer for Robert Zemeckis' CGI-animated version of Beowulf, with Ray Winstone (CGI-buffed), Angelina Jolie (using her Alexander voice), Robin Wright Penn, and John Malkovich, poses this hypothetical quandary: Can they create an Anthony Hopkins out of pixels that's hammier than the real guy? We'll see. I gotta say, it looks a little "WoW cutscene" at times, but my curiosity is piqued.

By way of Quiddity and as seen in front of Sunshine, the new trailer for Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited, with Adrien Brody, Owen Wilson, Jason Schwartzman, and Angelika Houston, is now online. (Hopefully this makes out better than the so-so Life Aquatic.)

Among today's trailers: Mr. Darcy goes sword-and-sandal to protect King Arthur's ancestor (I think) in the new teaser for Doug Lefler's The Last Legion, with Colin Firth, Aishwarya Rai, and Sir Ben Kingsley. (Looks like Dungeons & Dragons...the chances of me seeing this are slim.) And Woody Harrelson's high-society Washington life (paging Ward Just) is disrupted by a murder in the trailer for Paul Schrader's The Walker (click on "Watch"), also starring Kristin Scott Thomas, Lauren Bacall, Lily Tomlin, Ned Beatty, and Willem DeFoe.

Another big fantasy trailer comes in the wake of Harry: New Line plays the LotR card to help sell audiences on the new teaser for Chris Weitz's take on Phillip Pullman's The Golden Compass. Well, the actors and the polar bears look pretty good...I'd like to see more of the daemons.

Appearing before Harry yesterday, another spate of new trailers: Al Swearingen (Ian McShane) and Ruth Fisher (Frances Conroy) join forces to help a young boy defeat the insidious Evil that is Christopher Eccleston in the first preview for The Dark is Rising (from the fantasy series by Susan Cooper, which I borrowed from the library around the age of 12 and can barely remember, other than the "seventh son of a seventh son" schtick.) Independence Day director Roland Emmerich stages his own quest for fire (among other nouns) in the new teaser for 10,000 B.C., starring Stephen Strait, Camilla Belle, and Omar Sharif. And Santa's deadbeat brother (Vince Vaughn) comes home to screw up the family operation in the trailer for the christmas comedy Fred Claus, also starring Paul Giamatti, Miranda Richardson, Kevin Spacey, Elizabeth Banks, and Rachel Weisz. (The joke mainly seems to be that Vaughn is tall and elves are short, but that is a pretty good cast.)

In this week's trailer bin, 9/11 meets The Blair Witch Project (and maybe even a dash of Cthulhu?) in the cleverly low-fi teaser for J.J.Abrams' 1-18-08, a.k.a. Cloverfield. Freddie Highmore (of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) discovers his own Pan's Labyrinth of sorts in the new trailer for The Spiderwick Chronicles, also with Mary-Louise Parker, Nick Nolte, and David Straithairn. And Ben Affleck directs his brother Casey in a Boston missing child case in this look at Gone Baby Gone, by the author of Mystic River and also starring Michelle Monaghan, Morgan Freeman, Ed Harris, and The Wire's Amy Ryan (Beadie) and Michael Williams (Omar).

Another slew of trailers: Tim Olyphant goes Wild Bill (to the strains of "Ave Maria") in the teaser for Hitman (which I appropriately saw before Live Free or Die Hard yesterday -- review on the way), Jason Bourne wants answers from Stiles, Allen, and Straitharn in the full trailer for Paul Greengrass' The Bourne Ultimatum, and astronauts Cillian Murphy, Rose Byrne, Chris Evans, Michelle Yeoh and others attempt to reignite the sun in a spoileriffic "synopsis" trailer for Danny Boyle's Sunshine (I'm linking to it 'cause it's there, but if you have any interest in this flick, I probably wouldn't watch it.)

In case you didn't get your trailer fill earlier today, here's a few more for the independence day blitz: Robert Redford, Meryl Streep, and Tom Cruise take aim at the GWOT in the teaser for Redford's muckraking Lions for Lambs; Lawyer George Clooney bites off more corporate conspiracy than he bargained for while helping crazy Tom Wilkinson in this look at Tony Gilroy's Michael Clayton, also with Tilda Swinton and Sydney Pollack; and Cate Blanchett returns to the throne (and does expect the Spanish Inquisition) in the trailer for Shekhar Kapur's Elizabeth: The Golden Age, with Geoffrey Rush (returning), Clive Owen (as Walter Ralegh), Rhys Ifans, and that famous Armada.

Several trailers of note over the past week: Aragorn continues his History of Violence and returns to the unsettling world of Cronenberg in the new trailer for Eastern Promises, also with Naomi Watts, Vincent Cassel, and Armin Mueller-Stahl. Shopgirl Natalie Portman looks adorable facing up against stiff-suit Jason Bateman in the otherwise cloying trailer for Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, also with Dustin Hoffman as Willy Wonka, uh, Magorium. Nicole Kidman tries to stop her sister (Jennifer Jason-Leigh) from marrying Jack Black in this look at Noah Baumbach's Margot at the Wedding. (Not usually my bag, and Jason-Leigh can be a huge red flag, but Baumbach has earned a look after Squid & the Whale.) A bit-player in the Russian mob and a recent emigre to Liberty City (you) tries to move up the ranks of his organization in two new trailers for Rockstar's eagerly-awaited Grand Theft Auto IV. (I may have to break down and get a 360, just for this game.) And, finally, a Kramerfied, really poor quality version of may very well be the teaser for Chris Nolan's The Dark Knight has emerged online. (I'll reserve judgment until a higher quality version emerges, but for now I like the laugh.)

In a world where small towns such as the sleepy haven of Springfield can be threatened by mystifying unseen forces and the desperate actions of President Schwarzenegger (um, shouldn't that be President Wolfcastle?), it's up to one typical small-town American family (and spider-pig) to rise to the occasion... Yep, you guessed it: the new trailer for The Simpsons movie is now online.

Two recent trailers of note: Good guy Christian Bale chases down bad guy Russell Crowe to ensure a timely train trip in the new trailer for James Mangold's 3:10 to Yuma (also with Peter Fonda, Alan Tudyk, and Gretchen Mol.) And Daniel Day-Lewis gets his hands dirty in the petroleum trade of the Twenties in this early look at Paul Thomas Anderson's There Will Be Blood, based on Upton Sinclair's Oil!.

As seen on Aint-It-Cool, and by way of Variety, the trailer for the Coen's much-anticipated take on Cormac McCarthy's No Country for Old Men, starring Josh Brolin, Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, Kelly MacDonald, Woody Harrelson, and Stephen Root, is now online. Looks like the Coens are back in form (and looks like they captured the tone of the book perfectly.)

A few recent additions to the trailer bin: Will Smith finds a lot of alone time in New York City in the way-over-the-top teaser for Francis Lawrence's I am Legend (which looks nothing like the Richard Matheson novella and only slightly more like the last version, Charlton Heston's The Omega Man); Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, sporting Zodiac-era duds and dos, go mano a mano (again) in the trailer for Ridley Scott's American Gangster (also with Chiwetel Ejiofor, Carla Gugino, and Josh Brolin); and Jodie Foster gets all Bernie Goetz up in here -- much to the dismay of Terrence Howard -- in the new trailer for Neil Jordan's The Brave One. Update: Ok, one more. President William Hurt is shot! (Or is he?) And secret servicemen Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox, along with a Zapruderish Forest Whittaker, Sigourney Weaver, and others, must get to the bottom of it all in the new trailer for Pete Travis's Vantage Point.

Alert the Ministry: The new trailer for David Yates' Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is now online, albeit not in the best format. Looks...ok, although I'd be surprised if it lives up to Newell's Goblet of Fire (or even Cuaron's Prisoner, since Order may have been my least favorite book in the series thus far.) Update: It's now available in Quicktime -- go here instead.

Trailers I've missed lately: John McLean goes up against Seth Bullock, with Kevin Smith and Mac Guy along for pained comic relief, in the new trailer for Live Free and Die Hard (which I caught with Grindhouse last Friday -- review forthcoming), and Topher Grace prays for vengeance in the impressive final trailer for Spiderman 3.

The Cusacks have been busy of late, as several new trailers attest: John Cusack the crack assassin flounders in the Emerald City in the new preview for War, Inc. (a.k.a. Grosse Point Blank meets Lord of War), also starring sister Joan, Marisa Tomei, Hillary Duff, and Ben Kingsley. John Cusack the cranky sci-fi writer adopts a problem kid with a heart of gold in the trailer for Martian Child (a film you'd have to pay me to see), also starring sister Joan, Amanda Peet, Richard Schiff, and Oliver Platt. And, though it's been on the web awhile now, John Cusack the depressed seeker of paranormal activity bites off more than he can chew in the trailer for Mikael Hafstrom's 1408 (from the Stephen King story), also starring Samuel Jackson, Mary McCormack...and sister Joan? Well, not this time. Perhaps they can add her as a CGI ghost or something.

Too much Cusack? Well, neither John nor Joan are part of Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's Thirteen crew...yet. The new trailer for Clooney & co. is here. Perhaps not everyone's cup of tea, but this looks to me like more fun than you can shake a stick at...I'm even sold on the putty nose gag.

In this week's trailer bin: Like Frankenstein's monster, supersleuth Jason Bourne returns once again to avenge his creation in the trailer for Paul Greengrass' The Bourne Ultimatum (if that doesn't work, try here); and The Wire's Stringer Bell (Idris Elba) tries and fails to rein in the flesheating zombies of London in this look at 28 Weeks Later, the probably unnecessary sequel to Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later.

Venom (Topher Grace) comes to the fore in the final, very spoilerish, and Comcastic trailer for Sam Raimi's Spiderman 3 -- really, it seems like more of an executive summary than a preview. And, also up this weekend is the trailer for Matthew Vaughn's version of Neil Gaiman's Stardust, featuring, among others, Charlie Cox, Sienna Miller, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, Ricky Gervais, Jason Flemyng, Rupert Everett, Ian McKellen, and Peter O'Toole. Not a bad cast, that, and with Layer Cake's Vaughn at the helm, I'll go see it, even if this trailer is a mite underwhelming.

The trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End is now online. I thought the last one turned out to be an abysmal shipwreck of sorts, and, great blistering barnacles, this sadly looks like more of the same to me.

The Gap into conflict? A slew of perky young astronauts, apparently unloaded off the Starship Banana Republic onto the aptly-named Icarus II, brave solar winds and treachery in the new trailer for Danny Boyle's Sunshine, written by The Beach's Alex Garland and featuring Cillian Murphy, Rose Byrne, and Chris Evans. (See also the "Tower Requiem"'ed-out UK trailer and international trailer at the official site.)

In the trailer bin today, Homer and family are ready for their close-up in the third preview for The Simpsons Movie, due out this summer. And Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz's Simon Pegg embarks on a ruthless fitness regime, tiny shorts and all, in the new You-tubed teaser for Run, Fatboy, Run.

Because noone demanded it, the trailer for Disney's live-action Underdog. (Somewhere, Krypto is sulking.) No way on God's green earth I'll be seeing this one, although I did sorta like the Superman Returns spoof and the "One Nation Under Dog" tagline. (And if you think this film was unnecessary, how 'bout a grown-up Hardy Boys film with Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise? That's just straight-up bizarre.)

Hey Jude, don't make it weird: A Paullish Jim Sturgess and Thirteen's Evan Rachel Wood fall head over heels in love during the always-turbulent Sixties in the new trailer for Julie Taymor's Beatlepalooza Across the Universe. Hopefully, it comes off better than The Times They-Are A Changin'. (And where's Clarence?)

The world's most epicurean cannibal gets psychoanalyzed by Dominic West (again, McNulty, get out of this film, and take Gong Li with you) in another new trailer for Peter Webber's Hannibal Rising.

More new trailers: Shia LaBoeuf (of Bobby, Constantine and Michael Bay's forthcoming Transformers) takes a page from Jimmy Stewart while on house arrest in the new trailer for Disturbia, also with David Morse and Carrie-Anne Moss. Billy Bob Thornton attempts to get into space on his own volition in this look at The Astronaut Farmer, also featuring Virginia Madsen (seemingly stuck in wife roles these days), Tim Blake Nelson, and J.K. Simmons. And Will Ferrell joins Jon "Napoleon Dynamite" Heder in the rough-and-tumble world of men's figure skating in the trailer for Blades of Glory, his next Anchorman/Talladega-type project. (Also hanging around this one, Craig T. Nelson and Will Arnett.)

Brick's Joseph Gordon-Leavitt inadvertently gets caught up in a bank heist in the new trailer for Scott Frank's The Lookout (a.ka. Memento meets Inside Man?), also starring Jeff Daniels (back with Squid and the Whale beard) and the future Mrs. Borat, Isla Fisher.

In the trailer bin, Samuel Jackson takes drastic measures to save Christina Ricci from herself in the bizarre new trailer for Craig Brewer's exploitation homage Black Snake Moan, also with Justin Timberlake and S. Epatha Merkerson. And the Shaun of the Dead team of Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Edgar Wright unfurl another trailer for their cop comedy Hot Fuzz, now with a brand-new moustache joke exclusively for American audiences.

Premiering today on Amazon, the new trailer for Peter Webber's Hannibal Rising, with Gaspar Ulliel, Gong Li, Rhys Ifans, and Dominic West. Hmm....even with the Jimmy McNulty voiceover, I'm not enthused. What's next, Hannibal meets the Wolfman?

Another wave of holiday trailers comes down the pike: Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez let their B-film freak flags fly (again) in the full trailer for Grindhouse, with Kurt Russell, Rose McGowan, and Freddy Rodriguez, among others; Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Chris Cooper, Jeremy Piven, and Richard Jenkins fight the war on terror in Saudi Arabia in this first look at Peter Berg's The Kingdom; and Shia la Boeuf and the US military run from metal toy-like things in the new preview for Michael Bay's Transformers (If you're interested, see also the pic of Optimus Prime here.) Word is the trailer for Fantastic Four 2 is also showing in theaters at the moment, although the only thing online right now is this rather meh image of the Silver Surfer...hopefully, they do a better job with Galactus. Update: The FF teaser is now up.

Another preview I haven't seen: This time, it's the new trailer for Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's Thirteen, starring Clooney, Roberts, Pitt, Damon, and the usual assortment of Hollywood cads and roustabouts. I quite liked Twelve (and thought Eleven was so-so), so I'm up for another go.

In the preview bin, the brand new teaser for Live Free or Die Hard (a.k.a. Die Hard 4) and the full trailer for Shrek the Third. I can't see either on my current connection, so sorry if they're terrible.

Two more minutes before my Internet time runs out and I disappear back into the ether...so, before I go, here's the full trailer for Zack Snyder's 300. Not as effective as -- and somewhat derivative of -- the grand teaser (and still no sign of McNulty or Faramir), but I'll probably still catch it, if nothing else than to see what's in store for The Watchmen.

By way of Ed Rants and Youtube, the trailer to David Lynch's forthcoming three-hour Inland Empire, with Laura Dern, Jeremy Irons, Justin Theroux, Grace Zabriskie, Harry Dean Stanton, and Diane Ladd (as well a gaggle of cameos, from Naomi Watts to William H. Macy and Laura Harring to Mary Steenburgen.) Strange also to see Lynch shooting on DV, but I'll definitely give it a look-see.

In the trailer bin, a second look at Joe Carnahan's Smokin' Aces (or as one AICN wag dubbed it, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Underworld) -- I actually had a pass to a screening for this last week, but ended up skipping it...Oh well. And the Shaun of the Dead team of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost get backup from Bill Nighy, Jim Broadbent, and Timothy Dalton in the full trailer for Hot Fuzz.

Ready for another year at Hogwarts? The new teaser for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix which I mentioned on Friday is now online.

More trailers: Sly tries to go fifteen more rounds in the surprisingly effective second trailer for Rocky Balboa (It's the music, for sure), and Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey, Jr., Chloe Sevigny, Donal Logue, Elias Koteas, and Brian Cox venture into Se7en territory in the preview for David Fincher's Zodiac. (Panic Room was sorta dull and by-the-numbers, but Fincher still has a lot of goodwill in this corner for Fight Club.)

In the movie bin, Homer J. Simpson gets stuck between a rock (Iraq?) and a hard place in the trailer for The (long-awaited) Simpsons Movie; Edward Norton (brandishing a surprisingly lousy accent) and Naomi Watts struggle with a loveless marriage by way of W. Somerset Maugham in the trailer for The Painted Veil (also with Liev Schrieber, Toby Jones, and the always lovely Dame Diana Rigg); and Wilbur the pig picks up a "spin" doctor with a way with words in a new Internet-only teaser for Charlotte's Web (Between Julia and Buscemi, it seems like the voice-work is going to be really distracting.)

Recent trailers: Jim Carrey goes bonkers for Joel Schumacher in the trailer for The Number 23 (Looks like MJ and LeBron have a lot to answer for), Steve Carell takes Carrey's old job in the new teaser for Evan Almighty, and everybody -- including Ben Affleck, Jason Bateman, Peter Berg, Ryan Reynolds, Common, Ray Liotta, Andy Garcia, and Alicia Keys -- wants to kill Jeremy Piven in this look at Joe Carnahan's Smoking Aces (I feel that way sometimes too.)

So, as it turns out, Wright was wrong: Instead, Deadwood's Tim Olyphant is cast as the villain in Die Hard 4 -- still called (sigh) Live Free or Die Hard -- along with Mary Elizabeth Winstead of Sky High as Bruce Willis' daughter, all grown up.

More from the movie bin: Jamie Foxx and Eddie Murphy let Beyonce break up the band in the full trailer for Bill Condon's Dreamgirls, and Stephen Soderbergh noirs up George Clooney, Cate Blanchett, and Tobey Maguire in a Mr. Movie Voice trailer for The Good German.

In the movie bin, Shaun of the Dead's Simon Pegg and Nick Frost pack heat and keep the peace in the new trailer for Hot Fuzz. Yeah, I'll see it.

In the movie bin, Robert Rodriguez wallows in 70's B-movie kitsch in the new trailer for Death Proof, his half of Grindhouse, with Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Michael Biehn and several others. And, more promisingly, Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth gets another trailer, albeit one with Mr. Movie Voice.

Ok, it's still basically just a lot of flexing and screaming. Nevertheless, the new trailer for Zach Snyder's 300 is out, and it's an adrenaline shot...one of the more effective previews I've seen in awhile. (And "Tonight we dine in Hell!" seems like it might be an apt catchphrase for all kinds of situations.)

Angelina Jolie feels neglected while Matt Damon looks to a long future of waterboarding and cherry-picking intelligence for political reasons in the new trailer for Robert De Niro's The Good Shepherd, also starring De Niro, John Turturro, Alec Baldwin, William Hurt, Billy Crudup, Joe Pesci, and Michael Gambon.

An all-star cast -- including Harry Belafonte, Lawrence Fishburne, Heather Graham, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Hunt, David Krumholtz, Ashton Kutcher, Shia LaBoeuf, Lindsay Lohan, William H. Macy, Demi Moore, Freddy Rodriguez, Martin Sheen, Christian Slater, Sharon Stone, and Elijah Wood -- pay their respects to Robert Kennedy's last day in the new trailer for Bobby, written and directed by Emilio Estevez.

In other recent trailers, much slow motion screaming: Leonardo di Caprio, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou venture through deepest, darkest Africa (and get shot at a lot) in their search for Edward Zwick's Blood Diamond. And, Gerard Butler puts on his Spartan game face (with aid of a David Wenham voiceover) in this music video-ish glimpse at Zack Snyder's 300, based on the Frank Miller graphic novel about the Battle of Thermopylae.

In the trailer bin, two December epics that I suspect will be pretty bad. First, newcomer Ed Speleers gets help from Obi-Wan-ish dragonrider Jeremy Irons in his crusade against the sinister King Malkovich in the new full-length trailer for Eragon (I haven't read the book, but this screams Sci-Fi channel miniseries.) And the Mayan civilization enters its decline (no doubt the Jews have something to do with it) in the most recent trailer for Mel Gibson's Apocalypto.

Layer Cake's Daniel Craig earns his license to kill in the brand new trailer for Casino Royale, which seemed pretty decent even in tiny, pixellated dial-up form.

Several items for the trailer bin:

* Diane Lane and Thomas Jane go on the lam to escape hitmen Mickey Rourke and Joseph Gordon-Leavitt in this glimpse at John Madden's Tarantino'ed-up version of Elmore Leonard's Killshot. (Johnny Knoxville and Rosario Dawson are involved in some fashion as well.)

* Chow Yun-Fat and Gong Li gear up for some trademark Zhang Yimou wire-fu (a la Hero and House of Flying Daggers) in the new teaser for Curse of the Golden Flower.

* Nicole Kidman ventures through the photographic looking-glass as Diane Arbus in Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus, the new film by Secretary's Steven Shainberg, also with Robert Downey Jr. (Mirrored here.)

* Helen Mirren jumps from Elizabeth I to Elizabeth II in this look at Stephen Frears' The Queen, concerning Buckingham Palace's reaction to the death of Princess Diana. (I have zero interest in the subject matter, frankly, but I do like Mirren, Frears, and James Cromwell, and there's an iffy Tony Blair impression here by Michael Sheen, to say nothing of the guy playing Prince Charles.)

* Finally, Guillermo del Toro returns to the faerie Spain of The Devil's Backbone in this rapid-edit teaser for Pan's Labyrinth. (Being on a lousy hotel connection, I couldn't get this link to work, but I believe the same teaser is mirrored here.)

Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connelly, and Patrick Wilson navigate the perils of child-rearing and infidelity in this very effective trailer for Little Children, the new film from In the Bedroom's Todd Field.

Scots meet Aussies in the trailer for Geoffrey Wright's gangsterland update of Macbeth, with Sam Worthington, Victoria Hill, and Lachy Hume.

A trailer for Clint Eastwood's forthcoming Iwo Jima double-feature, Flags of our Fathers and Red Sun, Black Sand, is now online.

Some new trailers for films I likely won't see: Orlando Bloom, Bill Paxton, and Bobby Cannavale face trouble in paradise in the new trailer for Haven, Brian De Palma and James Ellroy return to their respective wheelhouses with Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson, Aaron Eckhart, and Hillary Swank in the true-crime thriller The Black Dahlia (not to be confused with Hollywoodland), Buffy faces the Case of the Haunted House in this look at The Return, and Napoleon Dynamite takes on Billy Bob Thornton (with Todd Louiso, Horatio Sanz, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Ben Stiller in tow) in the new frat pack venture, School for Scoundrels. Ok, I might catch Dahlia for the Ellroy/Eckhart factor, although I've been burned by too many bad De Palma flicks of late. Snake Eyes, Mission to Mars and Femme Fatale, anyone?

In a special Africa-themed edition of the movie bin, a young Scottish doctor (former faun James McAvoy) hangs with Ugandan dictator Idi Amin (Forrest Whitaker) and Gillian Anderson in the new trailer for The Last King of Scotland, potentially crooked cop Nic Vos (Tim Robbins) spurs Patrick Chamusso (Derek Luke) to rally against South African apartheid in the trailer for Phillip Noyce's Catch a Fire (which continues the director's move from Patriot Games-type thrillers to global-political fare such as Rabbit-Proof Fence and The Quiet American), and things go awry in Morocco for Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett (and elsewhere for Gael Garcia Bernal and Clifton Collins Jr.) in this look at Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's Babel. (Let's hope it's better than Inarritu's woeful 21 Grams.)

In the movie bin, Jack Black and Kyle Gass venture to the crossroads in the new trailer for Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, while Sasha Baron Cohen is unleashed upon Red State America in this second look at Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Online of late is the new trailer for Martin Scorsese's The Departed (a.k.a. the remake of Infernal Affairs, with Tony Leung and Andy Lau), starring Leonardo diCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, and Alec Baldwin. I liked the original quite a bit, but I get the sense from this preview that this version may be marred somewhat by the usual late-era Nicholson grandstanding.

"They say whomever drinks from its sap will live forever..." The new trailer for Darren Aronofsky's The Fountain is now online...and it's a bit more spoilerish than the last one, but definitely worth checking out.

No teens or mutant teens, take your pick: In the near future, Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Michael Caine, and Chiwetel Ejiofor look to save the Earth's last pre-born in the dystopic new trailer for Alfonso Cuaron's Children of Men. (Between this and The Fountain, it may be a good fall for sci-fi.) And Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo (the turtles, not the artists) get the CGI treatment in the teaser for TMNT. (No Elias Koteas or Sam Rockwell this time around? Bleah.)

Gael Garcia Bernal spends both his waking and dreaming hours trying to court next-door neighbor Charlotte Gainsbourg in this spiffy trailer for The Science of Sleep, the new film from Michel Gondry, director of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Dave Chappelle's Block Party.

"Every great magic trick consists of three acts. The first act is called 'The Pledge': The magician shows you something ordinary, but of course, it probably isn't." The full trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Prestige (previewed the other day in ET-vision) is now online, and worth checking out.

In the movie bin, Sly Stallone lets the XBox 360 go to his head in another look at Rocky Balboa, watchman Ben Stiller braves Ricky Gervais, Robin Williams-as-TR, and the increasingly overexposed Owen Wilson, among other things, in the Jumanji-esque new trailer for Night at the Museum, and YouTube and ET conjure up our first impressions of Christopher Nolan's take on The Prestige, with Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Scarlett Johannson, Michael Caine, David Bowie, and Andy Serkis.

In today's trailer bin, Brazil alums Jonathan Pryce and Ian Holm reunite (as voice talent, with Daniel Craig and Catherine McCormack) in the Sin City-ish new trailer for Christian Volckman's Renaissance, and Adrien Brody delves into the death of Superman (a.k.a. George Reeves a.k.a. Ben Affleck), with Diane Lane and Bob Hoskins on hand, in the new trailer for Allen Coulter's Hollywoodland. Update: And one more: Edward Norton conjures up trouble for the powers-that-be (with Paul Giamatti, Jessica Biel, and Rufus Sewell) in the new trailer for The Illusionist (not to be confused with Christopher Nolan's The Prestige, due out later in the year.)

Elsewhere, Michael Bay's big-budget version of The Transformers gets a teaser (hopefully the robots work better than the website), and Spiderman 3 gets spoiled rotten over at Dark Horizons -- Seriously, don't go if you don't want to know.

Samuel Jackson. Snakes. Plane.. What else is there to say? (Juliana Margulies, perhaps?)

Also in the trailer bin, Venom gets his curtain call in the impressive and much-awaited new teaser for Spiderman 3, appearing in front of Superman Returns tomorrow. (A better Quicktime version is due later today) Update: Here it is!

In the trailer bin, Sasha Baron Cohen channels everyone's favorite's Kazakhstanian in the new teaser for Borat (a.k.a. "Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" -- Take that unwieldy subtitle, "The Last Stand.") Respec'.

Round up the landlord's daughters: The trailer for Neil LaBute's remake of The Wicker Man, with Nicholas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Leelee Sobieski, and Deadwood's Molly Parker, is now online. Hmmm...the jury is still out on this one.

The third trailer for Bryan Singer's Superman Returns, which you may have seen before X3 over the weekend, is now online.

Let my Cameron go. By way of Lots of Co. and Quiddity, and in keeping with the Shining remix of last year, here's the new trailer for Ten Things I Hate About Commandments. Looks totally Biblical.

The new international trailer for Bryan Singer's Superman Returns, which gets a bit more spoilerish and includes a Matrix-y money shot that seems a mite out of place to me, is now online.

I'm way behind on my movies (although I made some headway today -- more soon) and still haven't caught United 93 yet...Nevertheless, the trailer for Oliver Stone's World Trade Center is now online. Hm. This looks exploitative as all-git-out, and, while Conan and Nixon will always get him points, Stone has lost major cred with me after Any Given Sunday and the atrocious Alexander. I'll probably miss it.

It's not the best quality -- Still, the Spanish trailer for Guillermo del Toro's fantastical Pan's Labyrinth, seemingly a companion of sorts to The Devil's Backbone, is now online.

Today's trailers: Crockett & Tubbs reunite as Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx respectively in the full trailer for Michael Mann's film version of Miami Vice (This isn't much of an improvement on the teaser, frankly.) And, Dell offers seven minutes of clips from X3: The Last Stand, of which all but 90 seconds or so (thanks to Ian McKellen, who's clearly at home scenery-chewing his way through this badly-written drek) looks and sounds cringeworthy. From this, it seems the real problem with X3 may be less Ratner than the so-far really clunky script by Simon Kinberg & Zak Penn.

This is why events unnerve me...By way of Ed Rants, the new trailer for Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette is out, and it maintains the New Order conceit of the teaser. (Although this time the background ditty is "Ceremony," not Age of Consent.")

In today's trailer bin, nebbishy Paul Giamatti confronts water pixies and werewolves in the new trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water (after making two stinkers in a row, you'd think he take his name off the title card), over-the-hill Sylvester Stallone walks...very...slowly to the ring in a new clip from Rocky Balboa, a.k.a. Rocky VI (Note Paulie & hat), Pixar contributes further to our national oil dependency with another new trailer for Cars (ho-hum), and crossword puzzlers get their day in the sun in this first look from the documentary Word Play. (So that's Will Shortz.)

The trailer bin runneth over this evening, with the english teaser for Daniel Craig's Bond debut in Casino Royale, the new trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest, and the full trailer for Bryan Singer's Superman Returns. More summer fun than you can shake a stick at.

Some actors with big shoes to fill make their online premieres today: Brandon Routh shows off his Kryptonian flying skills in this Superman Returns-tie-in Coke commercial, and new 007 Daniel Craig dons the tux for this French teaser for Casino Royale.

The new teaser for The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, starring Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck as the titular gunslinger and coward respectively, is now online. Out this September, the film also stars Sam Shepard, Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel (Yes, Zaphod and Trillian), Mary-Louise Parker, and what would a hard-boiled western these days be without Garret Dillahunt?

Also in the trailer bin: Karl Urban channels the Rohirrim again in the straight-to-video looking Pathfinder (a.k.a. Vikings v. Indians), also starring -- can you guess who's on which team? -- Russell Means (The Last of the Mohicans) and Clancy Brown (Highlander, Carnivale). Lordy, this looks terrible, but there's an outside chance I might see it if plied with enough alcohol.

The new trailer for Stephen Zaillan's star-studded take on All the King's Men premieres online. I remain conflicted -- James Gandolfini looks just about dead-on as Tiny Duffy (and should be fun to watch as the anti-Tony Soprano), and, tho's she not really in this clip, I love Patricia Clarkson as Sadie. But Jude Law and Sean Penn still feel wrong, wrong, wrong to me (particularly when Penn/Stark's on the stump.) And I still kinda hate the blatantly Oscar-bait-ish ad campaign on display here, what with the distracting orchestral sweep and all the actorly kudos. But, we'll see...I'll definitely be in the theater day one.

More trailers today: Yahoo Movies catches yet another new glimpse of The Omen remake (it's looking more and more like the original), while AOL finds Speed's Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock falling in love (and out of time) in the two-minute short-filmish trailer for The Lake House, a.k.a. the remake of Il Mare.

In today's trailer bin, Kevin Smith offers up another helping of Clerks 2, Disney takes a page from Pixar in this early teaser for next year's Meet the Robinsons, and Liev Schrieber and Julia Stiles add up the signs (and leave the swingset behind) in the new trailer for John Moore's Omen 666 remake.

The new trailer for Charlotte's Web, which I'm pretty sure is the first honest-to-goodness book I ever read, is now online...although, back then, Charlotte sounded nothing like Julia Roberts. (Official Site.)

The Superman-themed teaser for The Simpsons Movie premieres online, with a street date of July 27, 2007. Excellent.

The new trailer for Robert Altman's take on Garrison Keillor's A Prairie Home Companion -- starring Keillor, Woody Harrelson, Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Kline, Lindsay Lohan, Virginia Madsen, John C. Reilly, Maya Rudolph, Meryl Streep, and Lily Tomlin -- is now online.

The new trailer for United 93 is now online. This idea of this film feels really unnecessary and verges on exploitative...but, as I said with the teaser, Paul Greengrass is a pretty darned good director, so I'm still curious to see what he makes of it.

As Dan Brown's copyright case closes in London, the full trailer for The Da Vinci Code premieres online (and as if the McKellen voiceover last time wasn't a deliberate enough ploy to crib some epic gravitas from LotR, now we've got the Two Towers Requiem mix to boot.)

"Enough is enough! I've had it with these snakes!" In the weekend trailer bin, another look at M:I:III, the full trailer for Wolfgang Petersen's remake of Poseidon, and, yes, some footage from the highly anticipated Samuel Jackson vehicle Snakes on a Plane.

AOL Moviefone gets the new trailer for Pixar's Cars, and it appears to be one part Ricky Bobby, one part Doc Hollywood...and very far afield from Toy Story or The Incredibles.

In today's movie bin, the full trailer for Brett Ratner's X3: The Last Stand shows up online. Hmm, I'm still not feeling it. To quote an AICN talkbacker, "Too much wire fu makes Homer go something something"...although I did kinda dig the scene with Juggernaut chasing Kitty Pryde. (Insert your own I'm the Juggernaut, b***ch joke if you'd like.) Also out today is the new Japanese M:I:III trailer, now with considerably less Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Yo, Adrian...The new teaser for Rocky Balboa, a.k.a. Rocky 6 is now online.

Almost a year after the teaser, AICN points the way to the new trailer for Richard Linklater's version of Philip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly, with Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey, Jr., and Woody Harrelson.

In the movie bin, Ali G goes up against NASCAR racer Will Ferrell (and sidekick John C. Reilly) in the Anchorman-ish new trailer for Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and In the Line of Fire meets The Fugitive in this preview of The Sentinel, with Michael Douglas, Kiefer Sutherland, and Eva Longoria. I might catch the first one, if the summer is sweltering enough.

Another Superbowl has come and gone (Congrats to the Steelers, some of the calls notwithstanding), and -- while I personallly preferred the FedEx cavemen and Hummer monsters -- some new movie ads were scattered throughout the game, including new looks at V for Vendetta, MI:III, Poseidon, and Pirates of the Caribbean. (And, also in movie news, the increasingly over-stuffed Spiderman 3 picks up another marquee name with James Cromwell as Capt. Stacy, Gwen's father.)

In the trailer bin, you can see the seed of Satan swinging in the new teaser for Omen 666 (Yes, another needless remake. But I like the cast: Liev Schreiber, Julia Stiles, Mia Farrow, David Thewlis, Michael Gambon, and Pete Postlethwaite.) Or, take a visit with another original temptress in the trailer for The Notorious Bettie Page, with Gretchen Mol (That's Gretchen Mol?), Lili Taylor, and David Straitharn (as Estes Kefauver.)

(It's a doll revolution.) By way of Quiddity comes this rather creepy trailer for Steven Soderbergh's recent side project, Bubble, a tale of love and murder amid the plastic baby parts.

Is there life after Serenity? Well, it depends what you call life...Firefly's Capt. Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion), now a small-town sheriff, faces down gruesome space slugs in the trailer for James Gunn's horror-comedy Slither, also featuring Elizabeth Banks and the inimitable Michael Rooker. (Slightly bawdier trailer here.)

They hate people, but they love gatherings: The new Internet teaser for Kevin Smith's Clerks II, which has the lovely Rosario Dawson joining Dante, Randall, Jay, Silent Bob, and a smattering of Smith regulars in Fast Food Hell, is now online. My guess is it'll probably be watchable, if nothing else.

The teaser for Flight 93, first of the 9/11 movies out of the box, is online. Normally, I wouldn't be interested in this project, but the presence of Paul Greengrass (Bloody Sunday, The Bourne Supremacy, the aborted Watchmen) at the helm is an X-factor. (Expect lots of shakicam.)

Stabilize your rear deflectors, watch for enemy fighters...Also in today's movie bin is the trailer for 5-22-77, a low-budget paean to seventies fanboys in which John Francis Daley (a.k.a. Sam Weir of Freaks & Geeks, all grown up) must overcome all manner of obstacles in order to catch a showing of the original Star Wars. Can Haverchuck come? (Official Site.)

Who do? You do. The eerie new teaser for Guillermo Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth, a sequel of sorts to Cronos and The Devil's Backbone, is now online. (Click through the ad.)

"Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in the jungle..." The strange teaser for Mel Gibson's Mayan epic Apocalypto is now online. Looks intriguing, although to be honest -- with the Will Durant quote, Chichen Itza, rainforest scouting, and the panther attack -- I had a hard time watching this and not thinking of Civ 4. Update: Look for the subliminal Mel...bizarre.

Want to see Nicholas Cage as Ghost Rider? Are you sure? From over here, he's looking pretty straight-to-video. (Then again, Ghost Rider is a pretty straight-to-video character.)

In the trailer bin, Steve Coogan breaks the fourth wall (again) -- and gets his Scully on -- in the trailer for Michael Winterbottom's Tristam Shandy: A Cock-&-Bull Story, and Christian Bale gets uber-skinny (again) with Steve Zahn for Werner Herzog's Vietnam movie Rescue Dawn.

Seen tonight at a second viewing of Kong: the new trailer for Spike Lee's Inside Man, a heist flick with Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Willem DeFoe, and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Great cast, great director...yeah, I'll see it.

The new trailer for V for Vendetta is now online. This premiered at BNAT 7 last week and got universally great reviews from the AICN fanboys, most of whom know their Moore...but, frankly, I'm not really feeling the "Matrix with knives" angle of this trailer, and John Hurt seems like he's overdoing it.

Ian McKellen's voiceover lends some Gandalfian grandeur to the new trailer for Ron Howard's version of Dan Brown's The DaVinci Code, also starring Tom Hanks (with eighties hair), Audrey Tautou, Paul Bettany (in albino mode), Alfred Molina, and Jean Reno. I never read the book, but I suppose I'd pay ten bucks to see this.

Capsizing today is the new trailer for Wolfgang Petersen's remake of The Poseidon Adventure, with Kurt Russell, Josh Lucas, Emily Rossum, Richard Dreyfuss, Freddy Rodriguez, Kevin Dillon, and Andre Braugher. Can another Towering Inferno be far behind?

Michael Mann returns to the well with this new trailer for Miami Vice, with Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx as Crockett & Tubbs, and Gong Li, Ciaran Hinds, and Justin Theroux as back-up. I don't know why this needed to be made -- it looks a lot like Michael Bay's Bad Boys 2, which I didn't see. But if it's Michael Mann, I'll likely take a gander. (Note: You'll have to click through to the Bacardi site.)

The new trailer for J.J. Abrams' Mission Impossible: III is now online, showcasing Philip Seymour Hoffman as Tom Cruise's new nemesis (And they were getting along so well in Magnolia.) Ving Rhames, Keri Russell, and Lawrence Fishburne also star...all I know is that it doesn't have to be very good to be much better than John Woo's MI:2.

From the Age of Consent to the Age of Revolution comes this spiffy new trailer for Sofia Coppola's biopic of that monument of '80's excess, Marie Antoinette, starring Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman, and Asia Argento. Somehow, I don't think the real Marie Antoinette had much love for (the) New Order.

From Beauty and the Beast to a Beast of a different color, USA Today posts some stills from X3, including one of Kelsey Grammar in costume. I for one never imagined Beast as an irate leprechaun. Update: The brand-new teaser for Ratner's X3: The Last Stand (Yep, that appears to be the title) is now online. Keep an eye out for Juggernaut and Callisto (also both in the official photo gallery), Dark Phoenix hangin' with Magneto's crew (the Brotherhood), and what looks to be a fastball special.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs...The teaser for Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest is now online, and it looks in keeping with the spirit of the first.

Warning: Here there be spoilers. From the Battle of Britain to the Battle for Narnia, this new nine minute supertrailer for The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe pretty much walks you through the entire movie. That being said, it does look right nice, and I'm looking forward to more of Tilda Swinton. (Liam Neeson, on the other hand, has done one too many mentor roles by this point.)

The new teaser for Cars is online. I'm not really feeling it, but after the Toy Storys, Finding Nemo, and The Incredibles, I'll give Team Pixar the benefit of the doubt.

Seen before Harry last night: the brand-new teaser for Superman Returns. I dunno...with Marlon Brando's Jor-El voice-over and the John Williams music, this should really grab me. But everytime I see Supes, I still think Rushmore. (The trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water was also shown, but it doesn't appear to be online yet. Well, if turns out to be as laughably bad as Signs and The Village, I may just have to see it.) Update: Here it is.

Armed only with his trusty Finger of Death and a deep, abiding love for his family, Security specialist Harrison Ford faces off against evil Paul Bettany in the highly spoileriffic trailer for Firewall, also starring Virginia Madsen, Robert Patrick, and Alan Arkin. I'm rooting for a Ford comeback one of these days, but this warmed-over retread of other Ford films doesn't look to be the start of it.

Big doings for fans of heady sci-fi: We've only seen the very creepy screensaver so far, but finally the powers-that-be have released this brief, mind-bending teaser for Darren Aronofsky's The Fountain, starring Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz (formerly Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett...this Fountain's been a long time coming. It was supposed to be a 2002 release.)

Seen tonight with Jarhead: The trailer for Stephen Spielberg's Munich, with Eric Bana, Geoffrey Rush, and Daniel Craig, on the aftermath of, and Israeli response to, the murders at the 1972 Olympics. From this brief clip, it looks to be a very timely meditation on means and ends in the war on terror.

"And the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and it stayed its hand from killing, and from that day it was as one dead." KongisKing has the long-awaited new trailer for King Kong, albeit a lousy version. It looks good, but unless you're a major fan, I might content myself with the behind the scenes sampler for a few hours until a nice large Quicktime version is released. Update: Now, that's more like it...large and in charge.

Step right up...In the footsteps of the US one-sheet, a "behind-the-scenes" trailer for King Kong is up with lots of new and splendid footage, including Kong atop the Empire State. I wasn't much for the teaser, but this looks grand.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers has a fatal attraction problem with Scarlett Johannsen in the new trailer for Match Point, directed by...well, someone unexpected. (By way of Listen Missy.) Also in the trailer bin are looks at the "remake" of Broadway's The Producers (What? No Larry David?) and Underworld: Evolution, the unnecessary sequel to a truly terrible film. Seriously, if everyone just sent Bill Nighy $10 rather than seeing this latter flick, the world would be a better place. Catsuit-Kate notwithstanding, he'd be the only reason to sit through this drek.

Coming Soon acquires a slew of new images from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. The White Witch seems fearsome enough (although I can't say much for her battle dress.) And it looks like WETA has turned in more stunning work (although I'm a mite concerned about CGI Aslan.) Update: The full trailer is now online, and an impressive one it is.

Leonardo di Caprio (who still looks 18, despite the mustache) ventures into the mouth of madness in the full trailer for Martin Scorsese's The Aviator. Cate Blanchett's Katherine Hepburn seems quite good, but I'd say the jury's still out on Kate Beckinsale's Ava Gardner (and Gwen Stefani's Jean Harlow, who didn't make the cut here.) And is Alec Baldwin channeling his part from Team America?