The Biggest Loser(s).

Ok, so there definitely is a Plan B. In the trailer bin this week, the Comedian, Stringer Bell, Johnny Storm, and Neytiri, among others, give The A-Team a run for their money in the trailer for Sylvain White's The Losers, based on the DC comic and starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Idris Elba, Chris Evans, Óscar Jaenada, Columbus Short, Zoe Saldana, Jason Patric, and Holt McCallany.

And, speaking of big losers, Gordon Gekko has done his time and wants back in the big game -- maybe with a new cellphone -- in the teaser for Oliver Stone's Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, also with Shia LaBoeuf, Carey Mulligan, Josh Brolin, Eli Wallach, Susan Sarandon, Vanessa Ferlito, Frank Langella, and -- word has it -- Charlie Sheen. Might have to give the first one another whirl beforehand.