Teen Superheroing, Don't Do it.

Four character one-sheets pop up for Matthew Vaughn's adaptation of Mark Millar's Kick-Ass, with Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse (a.k.a. McLovin'), Chloe Moretz (late of (500) Days of Summer, and that certifiable Mark of Quality, Nicholas Cage. "The action-adventure...tells the story of average teenager Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a comic-book fanboy who decides to take his obsession as inspiration to become a real-life superhero. As any good superhero would, he chooses a new name -- Kick-Ass -- assembles a suit and mask to wear, and gets to work fighting crime. There's only one problem standing in his way: Kick-Ass has absolutely no superpowers."