The Last Dog Diatribes.

"During the discussion, Clinton told his vice president that he was disappointed that Gore had not used him in the last ten days of the 2000 campaign in strategically significant states -- Arkansas, Tennessee, New Hampshire, and Missouri...Clinton insisted to Gore that he hadn't cared about how Gore had referred to Clinton -- and his personal scandal -- during the campaign. Paraphasing this portion of the conversation, Branch writes that Clinton told Gore, 'To gain votes, he would let Gore cut off his ear and mail it to reporter Michael Isikoff of Newsweek, the Monica Lewinsky expert.'"

In Mother Jones, David Corn previews some of the interesting tales disclosed in historian Taylor Branch's forthcoming The Clinton Tapes: Wrestling History with the President. "In 1997, after New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd wrote an acerbic column about Clinton and golfer Tiger Woods -- maintaining that the the two green-eyed hucksters deserved each other -- Clinton told Branch, 'She must live in mortal fear that there's somebody in the world living a healthy and productive life.'"