Brain-Eating by Other Means.

"Instead, constructivists would posit that the zombie problem is what we make of it. That is to say, there are a number of possible emergent norms in response to zombies. Sure, there's the Hobbesian 'kill or be killed' end game that does seem to be quite popular in the movies. But there could be a Kantian "pluralistic anti-Zombie" community that bands together and breaks down nationalist divides in an effort to establish a world state."

Following up on this recent mathematical modeling study confirming the dire global ramifications of a zombie outbreak (naturally, the talk-radio right remains unconvinced), Daniel Drezner ponders the responses of various IR schools to World War Z. "Now, some would dispute whether neoconservatism is a systemic argument, but let's posit that it's a coherent IR theory...clearly, neoconservatives would argue, zombies hate us for our freedom not to eat other humans' brains."