Atlas Hemmed and Hawed.

"Somewhere in literary-character hell, John Galt is spending an eternity getting beat down by Tom Joad & his pick handle." Ah, Ayn Rand...come for the vaguely kinky sex, stay for the self-serving, thoroughly reprehensible philosophy. Salon's Andrew Leonard asks if the recent economic downturn has discredited Rand's Objectivism once and for all, prompting -- as you might expect -- a war in the comments section between the true believers and the gleeful cynics.

Among the many funny comments, this one, reposted from here: "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."