Hulk Smashed.

"'In another state, he would be toast,' said Charlie Cook, editor of the nonpartisan Cook Political Report. 'In Alaska, you gotta make him a significant underdog.'" How's this for a sign of the times? Ted Stevens, the longest-serving Republican in the Senate (and the only one to famously favor a Hulk tie), is very quickly found guilty on seven felony counts of lying on his non-disclosure forms. As you may remember, the indictments broke in July, and Stevens -- asking for a quick pre-election trial -- got one.

And yet, despite the desperate entreaties of Senator McCain and the governor of his home state, one Sarah Palin, Stevens has vowed to fight on for re-election next week, thus further boosting the chances of a Dem Senate pick-up in the Last Frontier...and beyond. "'It's a horrible year for Republicans, in a horrific fall, and this is yet another horrific event,' Cook said. 'This throws them off message; it puts them back on the defensive again. It makes it harder to separate themselves from the party.'" Well, thanks for that, at least, Senator.