Rocket R-Test | Manny on the Run.

"'I'll be a kid in a candy store,' Artest said. 'I'll be a kid in a store with a lot of candy. I'm going to dance with the stars.'" T-Mac, Yao, and the Houston Rockets try to keep pace in a loaded West by trading for talented head case Ron Artest. (They gave up aging vet Bobby Jackson, new pick Donte Greene, a 2009 first-rounder, and cash.) Interesting...that's a pretty solid trade for Houston. It's not Boston's Big 3, but even in a crowded conference Artest should be enough defensive help to finally get 'em out of the first round. And so far he's saying all the right things.

Also, I don't really follow baseball until, I dunno, mid-October, but this even made my radar. The inimitable Manny Ramirez is gone from the BoSox. He's now a Dodger (and, the Grant Hill of the MLB, Ken Griffey is now on the White Sox.) Alrighty then.