For his next trick, Penn disappears.

"After the events of the last few days, Mark Penn has asked to give up his role as chief strategist of the Clinton campaign." With Colombia-gate the straw that finally leveled the proverbial dromedary, Mark Penn is gone from Team Clinton. Better late than never, I suppose, but this would've been more helpful if done several months ago. And isn't the captain supposed to go down with the ship?

Well, victory may have been a macrotrend that eluded Penn's grasp. Still, if nothing else, we'll always have his ridiculous post-mortem spin jobs. Of "Impressionable elites," "insignificant states," and useless primaries, at least one might be remembered someday as a 2008 campaign catch-phrase. Update: The Field also feels a Titanic motif.