If you'll be my bodyguard, I'll be your long lost pal.

"'Everybody at the White House...all think he needs to go, but the president doesn't,' said a Republican who consulted the Bush team yesterday. Another White House ally said Bush and Gonzales are ignoring reality: 'They're the only two people on the planet Earth who don't see it.'" True to form, Dubya responds to Alberto Gonzales' flameout on Thursday by declaring he has "full confidence" in the Attorney General and calling his service "fantastic." (Fantastic? Really? Do you mean that in the "fanciful" sense, perhaps?) In light of this bizarre news, Dahlia Lithwick reevaluates Gonzales' testimony, arguing that what came across to us in the reality-based community as evasive, misleading, or just plain stammering seemed to Dubya a solid defense of the unitary executive theory. The really scary thing is, she's probably right.