Jack in the Box.

Little ditty about Jack and Dubya: "Bush 'has one of the best memories of any politicians I have ever met,' Abramoff wrote to Kim Eisler of Washingtonian magazine. 'The guys saw me in almost a dozen settings, and joked with me about a bunch of things, including details of my kids.'" Confiding to a reporter friend (and contrary to the White House's protestations,) Casino Jack complains that Dubya has forsaken him. In related news, as David Safavian, one of Abramoff's White House men, is formally charged with obstruction of justice, TIME Magazine publishes the first pic of Dubya and Abramoff together, although it's not what you'd call a slam dunk. Casino Jack (and Karl Rove) merely lurk in the corners while Bush presses the flesh of Abramoff's clients. Ok, they're in the same room together -- that's a start. But there's undoubtedly better pics of the two out there...it's only a matter of time.