The Duke's Demise.

Another week, another Republican goes to jail. Today, it's Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-CA), who once invoked 9/11 to push a flag-burning amendment and whom prosecutors have been eyeing for months. ("Duke," "Hammer," "Casino Jack," "Scooter," "Mayor of Capitol Hill"...really, the fact that every high-ranking GOP official has a street name should tell you something.) At any rate, Cunningham pleaded guilty 'to charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail fraud and wire fraud, and tax evasion for underreporting his income in 2004.'...[P]rosecutors said Cunningham admitted to receiving at least $2.4 million in bribes paid to him by several conspirators through a variety of methods, including checks totaling over $1 million, cash, rugs, antiques, furniture, yacht club fees and vacations."

Update: In related news, The Onion has more on the continuing GOP meltdown: "As of [last] Tuesday, Topeka mayor William Bunten, 74, is the nation's highest-ranking Republican official not facing indictment or public reprimand. 'I have always prided myself on running a clean campaign, a clean office, and cleaning house when necessary,' Bunten said. '"However, I have no comment on the charges facing my party's leadership, fundraising apparatus, known associates, or advisory staff.'"

Update 2: Via War Room, here's Boss DeLay on his lieutenant back in June: "Duke Cunningham is a hero...He is an honorable man of high integrity." Uh, yeah, if you say so.