Whence the Evildoers?
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere." Lucasfilm reveals the Episode 3 title crawl. You know it's sad times when the opening lines of a SW prequel display more nuance than the most recent inaugural address.
Weak! It should read..."Out of AquaNet hairspray and with another set to do at the Whiskey, One Jedi Knight leads a desperate mission to General Drugstore to buy prophylatics and hair product..."
I'm so looking forward to the witty dialogue and powerful emotional performances.
Maybe Lucas's grandchildren will get the opportunity to correct his mistakes...