Don't Eat the Chocolate.
Would you let your kids near this man? The all-new, all-creepy trailer for Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory just popped up on the grid, and it seems Johnny Depp is playing it more Ed Wood and Hunter Thompson than he is Gene Wilder. I like it.
Ed Wood? Dr. Thompson? He looks more like Annie Lennox to me.
Somebody said Eve Ensler on one of the fanboy boards, and I thought that was pretty close to the mark too.